#itachissakura

[jashinsloyalfollower]

This is fun. I like this, but I have to go to sleep now, love. Hope you had as much fun as I did. Don't miss me too much - maybe I'll come back tomorrow!~

"I won't fucking miss you at all. I'll be fine if you stay the fuck away."

[jashinsloyalfollower]

So tell me, confused little Jashinist, would you rather become Kakuzu's sex slave for the remainder if your existence or lose your religion and become, like, a Catholic?

"I COULD NEVER BE A FUCKING CATHOLIC..... I... fuck..." Hidan wrung his hands together in frustration, finally glaring up at the Uchiha's mun. "I'd have to be.... that greedy fuck's sex slave then.."

[jashinsloyalfollower]

Uchiha? You need to learn who your opponent is, doll. I'm Itachi's mun. Itachi is on a road trip with an AUHidan because some magic anon decided to experiment.

"Uchiha-mun, Uchiha... same fucking thing."

[jashinsloyalfollower]

Maybe I don't fucking want you to swear so much. (A lie. Your cursing is so adorable).

"Too fucking bad for you, isn't it, Uchiha?"

((Isn't it? I love Hidan's cursing. <3))

[jashinsloyalfollower]

Also, Hidan, there's no need to be so defensive. I said I was only curious.

"Maybe I don't fucking want you to be curious, asshole."

[jashinsloyalfollower]

((Why are you so crude? Were you always this way? Just curious.))

"Why the fuck does it matter to you?"

((Okay, when you put "((" I feel as though you're asking me. Am I crude?))

[jashinsloyalfollower]

Itachi approached the Jashinist at a measured pace. "Hidan, have you seen Kisame, by any chance?"

"No. I haven't fucking seen shark-face at all. Why the hell are you asking me?"

[jashinsloyalfollower]

（*´▽｀*）

((nefliagkamogakga. Ssshhh. I do not play him well! orz.. but thank you.))