Dont look over here kids its headcanons
For some reason my headcanon is that Medic is a horrible influence on engie and that he just insults people for no reason because hes angary, and then one of my scout headcanons is that whenever hes not doing anything he just starts making up rhymes and Soldier just goes “HOW DO YOU DO THAT” and its overall just a mess. Another headcanon is that Demoman has random Vietnam flashbacks to him choking on beer and it makes him even more alcoholic for a little while. One of my biggest soldier headcanons is that he thinks dogs can actually talk but they’re speaking in another language so whenever a dog barks hes like “GO BACK TO SWEDEN” or shouts a random country name so they dont keep dogs around just because they dont want to hear Soldier yell and try to communicate with a dog that he thinks is swedish.