#itbt shitposting

[kierenavery]

Narcissa: I'm cold.

Lucius: Here, take my jacket.

Andromeda: ......I'm cold too.

Kieren: Well damn Anide! I can't control the weather.

[kierenavery]

Kieren: you look pretty tonight.

Severus: What?

Kieren: I said you look shitty goodnight!!!!

[kierenavery]

Andromeda: You have to apologize, Kieren.

Kieren: Fine.

Kieren: Unfuck you, or whatever

[kierenavery]

If There Be Thorns + The Onion Headlines 001

Kieren on the Regular

[kierenavery]

Andromeda’s engaged to a gay man. As a bisexual man I’m horrified. As a cousin of Andromeda I’m horrified. As a lover of elegant weddings… I’m a little excited. But over all, horrified.

Regulus

[kierenavery]

Regulus: Right. Anyways... I just want to make sure Elara is acclimating well. She means more to me than anyone.

Kieren: Any cat, you mean.

Regulus: And person.

[kierenavery]

*Sev's ideal dating situation*

Lily: This is my boyfriend, Severus, and this is Severus’s boyfriend, Kieren. Kieren: Hey. Petunia: Hey…oh…wait, sorry. What’s the situation? Lily: What do you mean? Petunia: How does this work? Lily: Sev is bi but he’s straight for me, but he’s gay for Kieren, and Kieren’s really gay for Severus. And I hate Kieren. Severus: It’s not that complicated

[kierenavery]

[Getting ready for some sort of event]

Avery Sr.: Kieren you need to shave your beard.

Kieren: I really don't think Andromeda would--OH you meant my face.