#please stop me

[kokica1]

Me 🤝 Simon the Convict

"RYLAND GRACE FUCK YOU AND YOUR MASSIVE BRAIN AND YOUR BIG ARMS AND YOUR CUTE PERSONALITY AND YOUR MESSY HAIR AND THOSE GLASSES AND--"

[voxtek-trustus]

*Giggles in crackship*

[tomorrowsgardennc]

oh no, my insomia gave me another idea...

i told myself no other animals besides chickens and ducks. still want ducks dammit. maybe 2027. but no goats. no pigs. no bunnies unless a pet. nothing. nope. zilch. noppers.

but i was thinking about how im gonna insulate the coop, and how i wish i had access to wool. wait wool makes good mulch and compost and seed starting medium too...

so now i'm researching miniature rams.

[mirrormurmur]

Mhmm, what about a Whumper that wants to / forces Whumpee to see them as their caretaker? Like, they are manipulative, a horrible person, and (defiant) Whumpee absolutely dislikes them (and doesn’t hide it) but Whumper just (desperately, or maybe it’s something strategically) wants Whumpee to see them as a caretaker instead of a Whumper.

They come to rescue Whumpee if they get in trouble (trouble they got them into in the first place), they patch up Whumpee’s wounds (wounds they are actively or passively caused), they keep Whumpee close for “protection” (which Whumpee absolutely hates + they need more protection from Whumper than anyone else).

Just… Whumper who can’t grasp the fact that they are Whumpee’s Whumper and not their Caretaker.

[coinsauce]

guys im going insane

the lack of ryaniplier crossover fics aside from bloodymary (which i love dearly) is consuming me im feeling ambitious, sleep deprived, and needy

then i had an idea

THEN ANOTHER

tell me this is crazy, that it's dumb, and that i can't write this

I'M NOT EVEN GOOD AT WRITING

please be nice tho im sensitive yk

[taylortut]

Must resist the urge to write for the stupid dinosaur show,,,,,,, no one will read it,,,,, no one cares,,,,, there are no hurt/comfort fics for your fav and that’s okay,,,,,, it’s fine,,,,

[danndrea]

Listen to me for a moment, I’ve been obsessed with Bridgerton forever, but now I’m combining my two obsessions in this idea:

So, a Bridgerton-style story but with Dustin and Steve? Something like this: Steve marries Robin (she knows he is gay and she says she is a lesbian). They are a marriage of appearances because Steve’s father demanded that he marry to inherit his fortune.

Dustin is a university scholar who studied at Oxford, extremely intelligent, and newly arrived in Mayfair. His mother is the hostess of the innovations ball where she hopes he will meet a lady to marry. However, none of that interests him, and he slips away from the ball to visit his painter friend named Will, and that’s where he meets Steve!

[pinketine]

Do you mind if a black boy speaks a little cdnf tonight