Don’t Piss off the Bartender
“Double on the rocks.” A rough voice made Benny look up from where he’d been drying a glass behind the glass, instantly spotting the man ordering the drink. He was handsome, short hair rumpled in an on purpose yet ‘look how cool and unkempt I am’ sort of way, and green eyes that shone even under the low bar light.
“What’re you after? JD? Benchmark?” The man shrugged, pulling out a 10.
“Highest unit.” He said simply and Benny felt his heart drop a little. One of them. He reached under the counter for a bottle he rarely used pouring it into a small glass before dropping in two cubes, handing it to the man who pressed the note into Benny’s hand before squeezing his fingers, telling him to keep the change.
“Wanna talk about anything partner? Don’t get a lot of your type in here.” By ‘your type’ he meant good looking and not a meth head. Cutie still had all his teeth in his head from the looks of it.
“My type meanin’ what, people who tip well, or people who want to drink till they can’t see?” He sipped the drink, licking his lips afterwards. Benny could see the slightest eye twitch, meaning he hadn’t been ready for it to be that strong, but he was keeping it under control.
“I have seen more people drink themselves blind working in here than I have been my own father’s face.” He joked, pouring himself a small glass of Bols. He didn’t drink often, and when he drunk he certainly didn’t drink gin, but he fancied it for some reason.
“Bols?” Green-Eyed Man gestured with his own glass at the pale blue drink and Benny shrugged.
“My grand mother told me that everyone had a spiritual link with someone else somewhere in the world, and whenever you got a really strong craving for a food or drink you don’t usually have, it means they’re drinking or eating it. She was old, and senile, so how much of that I can-” He was cut off by a loud shout from the corner, a glass smashing into pieces on the floor and a yell of ‘YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?’ echoing in the nearly empty bar.
Within seconds he was over there, apron fluttering to the floor where he pulled it off, squaring himself up to the two man about to start a brawl.
“Now, fellas, how about we call it quits and we go our separate ways, non?” He purred, the rich cajun coming through on his accent as he looked from the scrawny crack addict on his left to the dealer on the right. “I’m sure we don’t want any trouble. Because means I have to call the police... comprenez-vous?” Whilst the junkie simply twitched, still raring for a fight the dealer relaxed a little, posture finally easing.
“Yeah. Yeah we’re clear. I’ll see ya round Benny, yeah?” He threw him a peace symbol as he turned to leave. High Off His Tits reached for the broken glass on the table and Benny’s arm shot out, his forearm connecting with the guy’s throat.
“Don’t you cause trouble for me tonight branleur because I will bar you from this place. And if you’re barred, where will you get your fix?” The junkie squirmed, and Benny checked his dealer had left before he dropped him. “Dégage.” He ran out, rubbing his throat.
“Well. You’re definitely not just all bark.” The man at the bar snickered, his glass empty. “Did one of them guys call you Benny? I’m Dean.” Benny shook hands with Dean once he’d picked up his apron, wiping the sweat from his forehead.
“I think part of the intimidation comes in when I speak French, because they don’t have a fucking clue what I’m saying.”
“What did you say?”
“I called him a wanker, and then told him to piss off.” Despite his formerly desolate expression Dean’s laugh was nothing short of wonderful, and Benny was pleased to be the one who caused it.
“I’d let you tell me to piss off in French anytime. That Cajun softness, oh boy.” Dean winked, and Benny smirked, pouring him another glass of whiskey.
~*~
He can’t say he expected to wake up in his bed naked with Dean beside him, also naked, but he was not complaining about the sight. Both the sight of Dean’s bare chest in the morning light, and the sight of telltale purple marks down his chest.
“’ey, mon cher, wake up. I’ll make breakfast.”











