#item 99

[teammothra]

99.  Little known fact: when an avocado is fully ripe, it hatches. Show us the tiny, intricately carved creature sleeping inside (which you’ve carved from the pit).

[teamgoatsgoatsgoats]

Item 99:  Little known fact: when an avocado is fully ripe, it hatches. Show us the tiny intricately carved creature sleeping inside (which you’ve carved from the pit).

[trashbrigade]

Let’s see a close-up picture of your bowl of cereal (at that point when somehow you’ve managed to eat most of the floaty cereal and there’s only weird tasting milk left and a few odd shaped cereal pieces). But in this milky-sea, let’s see a scene from a hollywood movie: A tiny pirate ship battle ala Pirates of the Caribbean, a bloody shark attack from Jaws, or that scene in the Titanic where Jack decided there was no way for him to get up on the piece of plywood with Rose (even though there clearly was).

[teamscrumtrulescent]

99.  Dog sledding is on snow so it only seems fair that Cat sledding is on sand. Prove this to be true and avoid them using it as a litter box.

[teamscrumtrulescent]

99. (UP TO 30 SECONDS) Washer, Texas Ranger. “This town ain’t big enough for the both of us… so we should stay 6 feet apart!” In the style of old Westerns, create a trailer for Jared Padelecki’s new series, prominently featuring his obsession with high-noon, hand-sanitizing duels to take on the baddest villain in town. Bonus points if you get Jared Padalecki to make a cameo appearance.

[teamgoatsgoatsgoats]

Item 99:  (UP TO 30 SECONDS) Washer, Texas Ranger. "This town ain't big enough for the both of us… so we should stay 6 feet apart!" In the style of old Westerns, create a trailer for Jared Padelecki's new series, prominently featuring his obsession with high-noon, hand-sanitizing duels to take on the baddest villain in town. Bonus points if you get Jared Padalecki to make a cameo appearance.

[teamscrumtrulescent]

99.  Get a grown-up to help you write down 5 things you want to do before you grow up, then do one of them if you can.

[trenchcoattrexlovesbunnymoon]

99. IMAGE. Zombies need to buy toilet paper too, right? What does that transaction look like? (67 points)