#ithilienne

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

you have such lovely work! can you please do "no step on snek" (maybe with a gadsden snek doodle?) imma buy you a poutine xoxo

ooooh poutine

the ask box isn’t open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of old requests

[longeyelashedtragedy]

ithilienne replied to your post “...wait do you really not know who keanu reeves is?”

he's Neo in the Matrix, the lead male in Speed, John Wick in those (which i think you'd enjoy but skip the first 20 minutes of the first one you won't miss anything that won't be mentioned again), among many other things, and he's also all-around the nicest goddam human on the planet and/or immortal

oooh thank you. I should probably watch some of these at some point.  the matrix is maybe dated now? idk? but the john wick series does seem good!

[coaldustcanary]

ithilienne replied to your post “I’ve no idea why several new OUAT fan accounts started following me in...”

PREGNANCY????? CONGRATS BB do children born in Maine automatically get a cryptid middle name so the forests know they are part of your cursed state

Thanks! Honestly, such protective naming schemes ares highly recommended in this cursed place. Or something with a French cachet so she can mingle with the migratory Québécois for protection. Though mostly I’m just pissed off that regionally-assigned social security numbers are apparently no longer a thing so my kid won’t necessarily get a SSN beginning with double-zero.

My disappointment is really inappropriately high about this.

[mnemehoshiko]

ithilienne replied to your post “I love how my parents can traumatize me YEARS LATER”

augh omg

i just like 

LOOK 

I AM AWARE MY PARENTS HAD/*shudders* have SEX OKAY!!!

I HAVE SIBLINGS!!!

I AM AWARE THEY DID NOT GO TO THEIR LOCAL CABBAGE PATCH AND GO “ah yes, we shall add this one to our progeny and raise”

but like there’s a difference between knowing your parents had sex vs knowing your parents banged for funsies

i did not need this info and honestly it’s my fault for being nosy in the first placeeeee

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

could you please do "Actually, Buddy Bison is the Junior Ranger." bonus points for a marginalia bison? (Buddy is a small official National Park mascot plushie, and my husband and I just 'help him' to get his National Park Junior Ranger badges, much to the long-suffering delight and resignation of the rangers who distribute them. technically, none of us qualify for the badges.) thank you! xoxo

hilarious and adorable, i love it

the ask box isn’t open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

for the asks: "do dogs think in barks?" (can i request a marginalia dog to accompany it if possible)

sure can!

(i’m answering old asks rn, the box isn’t open yet, im trying to get through a shitload of requests)

[mnemehoshiko]

ithilienne replied to your post “lindor: getting replies on posts is one of the most fun things on...”

hi mneme ilu and i am like... sooort of sure you're not a cannibal but more evidence needed that is all byeeee

*SQUINTS*

[mnemehoshiko]

ithilienne answered your question “I really love working on slides till fuck my like o’clock only for my...”

i gave my two weeks' notice today and my dept head couldn't be bothered to respond to the email :') (my direct-report boss was chill tho)

oh no! It seems that it’s at least a positive life choice for you??