She Already Done Had Herses || Interview
Glint: Ladies and Gentlemen, citizens of Panem, please welcome our District 1 tribute, Ithuriel Grey!
Ithuriel: Thank you, Ms. Lovewood. You're looking absolutely stunning tonight!
Glint: Such a charmer! Now Ithuriel, you received a six for private training. What can you tell us about that?
Ithuriel: Well Glint, I can tell you my vagina is plenty swollen after all I had to bear.
-audible gags from the audience-
Glint: I...I beg you're paron?
Ithuriel: Just kidding! My vagina is plenty okay. It's so okay that it's non-existent!
Glint: Right...
Ithuriel: Honestly, I just did what was expected of me in private training, and I can't be mad at the score I received. It was well deserved, and it was higher than venus' so I call it a win/win.
Glint: Well that's good! It's always great to hear when a tribute is proud of themselves! Let's give it up for our District 1 tribute, Ithuriel Grey!
Ithuriel: Thank you! And when you see my district partner, Venus Fly Trap, make sure you give her a great pat on the back for being a good sport!






