#itiq

[bigdamnproject]

Getting the warren together.

[wecometothelosversclub]

The losers club as a real, actual conversation I just had

Eddie: why is Richie laying on the floor in pain

Bill: he drank nail polish

Eddie: WHY DID HE DRINK NAIL POLISH?

Stan: I paid him 2 dollars to do it

Mike: who drinks paint for 2 dollars? 5 dollars MAYBE

Ben: he was gonna do it for free

Beverly: we can now confirm nail polish stains your mouth though

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Richie: oh Eds, I’ve missed seeing your face when you make sarcastic comments in an attempt to hide your true feelings about me.

Eddie: please *rolls eyes*

Richie, to the losers club: See that eye roll? It translates to "How am I possibly keeping my hands off you, Richie?"

Eddie: yeah, keep them from strangling you.

[wecometothelosversclub]

Eddie: this guy has been bothering me

Richie: kill him

Eddie:

Richie, softer: I kill him for you?

Stan: Richie, no

[wecometothelosversclub]

Richie: holy shit this is crazy!

Stan: watch your fucking language

[wecometothelosversclub]

The losers club as things my high school football team has said or done

Eddie: *gets called out by the teacher for writing on richies paper* teacher: what does it say? Eddie: uh, it says "Richie and Eddie 4ever in a heart" teacher: is that why you two always go to the bathroom together? Actually don't answer that

Richie: *sees Eddie across the hallway* Eddie you're back!!! *slams him against the lockers with his hands above his head, stares into his eyes for 30 seconds smiling*

Mike: *visibly upset* guys I joined track... it felt like I was cheating on you guys with them. Shit what if I'm a trackie now?

Bill: *in the middle of the hallway between classes* stan, these arms, they're open for you.

Stan: *talking to freshman* you need to tone it down. I don't have enough energy to deal with you.

Beverly: *slaps someone's butt, then immediately recoils* I forgot that that isn't normal in other social groups I'm so sorry

Ben: *blasting a thousand miles by Vanessa carlton* I just feel like this music gets me, you know? We should add it to the warm up playlist