Oh and this isnt sbi related at all so ignore if you follow me for that cause this is a rant post, but as a HTTYD fan whos read the books and watched the movies and shows and sequels a million times each-
I lowkey cant be friends with someone if they say they liked how to train your dragon 3. even in a casual type of liked it.
like I don't hate you, just dislike your opinion, and I just cant like you anymore as a concept. like what's your thought process.
do you understand any media you watch? did you not remember the first two movies when you watched the 3rd one? did you just like the pretty colors?
and its almost like my own version of how you can tell if someone's a bad person if they say they hate cats but to a lesser degree.
someone else said it better but httyd 3 IS doomist slop and it should be obliterated.
theres nothing to like about it at all, and I wish dean du boi the director, or whatever his name is, would frankly piss off and quit his fucking job.
the movie universe is nothing like the books. similar names is pretty much it.
dean du boi ripped off the book ending for a finale because hes an idiot who clearly didnt ever understand it or what it stood for.
he wrote in a bunch of sexist ideals and designs for the 3rd movie, decided to extinct the nightfurys completely after years of baiting that they'd find some, just so he could make the movie "sad" and "mature" and "realistic", and then after that shitty decision, he still wanted toothless to have a mate, so he got designers to make a new dragon type up, then repetitively told the artists and dragon designers to make the lightfury more and more feminine (actually something he did do btw) because why the fuck not, and then worst of it all, he defeated the entire purpose of the other movies, to train dragons and save dragons, by getting rid of all the dragons and marrying the characters together instead.
(profanity tw)
AND THEN THE MOTHER FUCKER MADE A WHOLE NEW FUCKING SERIES WHERE HE BROUGHT THE DRAGONS BACK ANYWAYS AND THEN HE PAID PEOPLE TO MAKE THE MOST UNGODLY, UGLY LITTLE THINGS HE CALLED NIGHTLIGHTS, AND HE HAD HICCUPS AND ASTRIDS KIDS RIDE THE DAMN THINGS.
AND HES CURRENTLY SUCKING CORPERATION DICK BY MAKING LIFELESS LIVE ACTIONS OF THEM ALL NOW. HE CLAIMED THE FIRST MOVIE WOULD HAVE NEW CONTENT AND THEN ALL THEY FUCKING ADDED WERE THE DADDY ISSUE SNOTLOUT ALREADY HAD IN THE SHOWS.
HE LITERALLY JUST RIPPED OF THE SHIT THAT THE SHOW WRITERS CAME UP WITH A DECADE AGO AND HOPED NOBODY WOULD NOTICE OR CARE
BUT I DID.
AND IT IS THAT SERIOUS TO ME. LITERALLY SO SERIOUS TO ME.









