#its crack

[ovegakart]

Genesis: i only attacked and insulted him and his mother, why is he so mad?

zack and his continued yo mama jokes

[kishdoodles]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[In the tone of Evbo's narration] In Parkour Civilization, even the sex is parkour.

a.k.a I remembered I have a writing tag on here

[dammit-neal]

These Diazes out here shutting themselves in their rooms, and Buck out here like a human crowbar to fetch them...

[phatburd]

A Little Magic Makes the Empire Go ‘Round

(3272 words) by whisper_that_dares Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 19th Century CE RPF, Historical RPF, Napoleonic Era RPF, French History RPF

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Louis-Alexandre Berthier, Jean Lannes, Jean-Baptiste Bessières, Joachim Murat, Nicolas Oudinot, Laurent de Gouvion Saint-Cyr, André Masséna, Jean-de-Dieu Soult, Michel Ney, Louis-Nicolas Davout, Napoléon I de France | Napoléon Bonaparte, Jean-Andoche Junot, Auguste-Frédéric-Louis Viesse de Marmont Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Harry Potter Setting, Letters, Crack, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Historical Figures, Canon-Typical Profanity, Napoleonic Wars, Napoleon’s Marshals, Podfic Welcome

Summary:

Welcome to the a day in the life of Louis-Alexandre Berthier, Chief-of-Staff of Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte and the most overworked wizard in France. Possibly of all time.

Behold, a peek into Berthier’s daily correspondence. Absurd requests from those drama kings — Napoleon’s marshals? Impossibly insane demands from a boss who doesn’t understand work-life balance? Nothing that a little magic can’t solve.

A “What If”: Louis-Alexandre Berthier is a wizard but still needs to deal with bullshit.

[angelscometrue]

dick game so powerful i was sacrificed to a demon by a guy in love with me.

dick game so strong a cat king lost one of his lives for me.

dick game so strong a guy gave up Heaven to start roaming the earth with me and went tò hell just to save me.

[hrrisn]

doctor mccoy i will switch to medical permenantly if you make him change his mind

[londonfoginacup]

Oh Little Town of BATHlehem | LadyLondonderry

Harry/Louis | 2k

Louis Tomlinson needs a small pink bathtub.

He needs it.

His fucking family had forgotten to include him in the email chain for Doris for Christmas, with her very carefully thought out Christmas list, until every easy item was gone. Only when he asked Lottie if anyone else had heard from Doris yet, only then did they realise their mistake and forward the email chain to him.

So, it’s either a small pink bathtub or an entire bouncy castle. And if he had the money for a bouncy castle that would be fine, but that fucker costs more than his monthly rent and he simply does not make that much working as an optometrist assistant.

Written for the @1dchristmasfest 2022

[redfoxwritesstuff]

Jesus duck this is cursed. I need to gaze upon Misdemeanor Al art after this just so I can go to bed....