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the realization that the unhealthy trait you’ve given your favorite oc for funsies is actually something you unintentionally do is like watching a five year old innocently and perfectly mimic your bad habits
Since absolutely nobody else in World of Gardian Patreon was doing this, I decided to crunch the numbers.
Screenshot as proof the post existed, because I’m 100% sure someone’s going to hit the delete button on it.
Junot being called sexy compilation
From an anecdote by Napoleon Junot in Les Boudoirs de Paris about his father’s affair with an English aristocrat:
“But she (‘Lady Maria C.’) did not understand any more than he did how he found himself in possession of the letter intended for his general (Napoleon). She rang the bell and ordered the servant who served her to report to her of the manner in which he had carried out his commission.
— "I delivered the letter to this citizen,” said the servant. “He can certify it. When I arrived at the Frères Provençaux, I asked where General Bonaparte was dining. I was led by the boy to the door of a cabinet where the citizen present here was with two others. I remembered that Madame had told me: here is a letter without address; you will give it to the man who appears to you to be the leader of the others. I found three citizens, one of whom had a thin and yellow face; I said to myself: this is not this one; the other was so ugly and had such a bad appearance that I didn't look at it for two minutes; but when I saw the tall blond citizen, I said to myself: there is my man. I hope that I demonstrated sagacity, and that the citizen is happy with me."
My father couldn't help but laugh at the honor his good looks had earned him. Lady Maria dismissed the intelligent servant, and we are led to believe that she easily consoled herself for the mistake which had brought to her house the tall and well-built captain, whose merits she had already been able to appreciate, in place of the thin and yellow general of whom she had been given such an unattractive portrait, because it had been broad daylight since a long time when my father left the house on rue du Mont-Blanc.”
From Laure Junot’s Souvenirs d’une ambassade et d’un séjour en Espagne et en Portugal:
“One day, while speaking of the Princess of Brazil, I learned, in the midst of the wildest laughter, that the Princess had been for a moment seduced by the beautiful appearance of the Ambassador of France (Junot), and that an appointment had been made for him in a quinta near Pedrosa, belonging to the widowed princess, as she was called in Lisbon!”
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“Junot was not only a very handsome man, having a noble and handsome bearing; but he pleased by that energetic and entirely martial expression which I have seen only in Kléber and in himself. It was evident that he was brave without knowing his name; his glance had the fire of his soul, and all that was lofty and generous in his good and loyal heart was revealed by his eyes, as expressive as they were full of wit and feeling.”
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“[Junot had a] beautiful voice of command, so sonorous and clear”
From Ida Saint-Elme in Mémoires d’une contemporaine:
“A writing master would have envied his pen, and a fencing master his fine bearing under arms. He was marvelous in a salon, a little straight, a little tense, showing off with some affectation his height, his leg, those natural and brilliant advantages that were only rivaled in the army by the Count of Pajol, his rival in bravery and loyalty.”
From Souvenirs militaires de Victor Dupuy chef d’escadrons de Hussards:
“Eight or nine years before, at the camp of Boulogne, I had seen the beautiful General Junot, who, in face, figure, and bearing, surpassed all the officers of the army!”
From Travels in France during the years 1814-15 by Archibald Alison:
“[Junot was] one of the handsomest men in France.”
I love your "Joseph Fouché described by women" compilation post! Would you mind making similar compilation posts for other Napoleonic era figures if you can find relevant quotes, maybe this time for historically quite handsome fellows like Murat or Wellington? :D Thanks!
You're so kind, I cannot refuse your request <3 so here we go again :
Joachim Murat described by women
“Murat was a good man. He possessed remarkable bravery and military talent, as well as a strong desire to please and to be distinguished. He sought to present himself in the best possible light and went to extreme lengths to do so. One could see, from his exaggerated demeanor and his attentiveness toward the ladies, that he wanted to resemble the Villarceauxs and the Sévignés of Louis XIV’s time. These were the models he had adopted, but the republican warrior emerged in spite of himself, and the mixture of these two such opposing figures would have lent itself to ridicule had the brave soldier not stepped forward to silence the critics. Thus, despite his masculine and warrior-like beauty, he was far less dangerous than he had hoped. His heart was excellent, his mind mediocre, and his fortune had been too great for it not to have turned his head a little. Ambition, without the qualities that sustain it, is nothing but a wretched flaw, and it is only the great men who can sometimes elevate it to the height of virtue. Murat’s ambition sprang from his fortune, and from a distinguished general he became a rather forgettable sovereign.”
– Mémoires de la Reine Hortense, v. II, Plon, Paris, 1927, p. 134
“Prince Murat was a very handsome man, very tall, very generous, and very kind to those around him; Queen [Caroline] was imbued with the same sentiments. [...] We know of King Murat’s fondness for finery, which stood in striking contrast to his incredible bravery and the stoicism with which he endured all suffering and deprivation on the battlefield. [...] His curly hair, falling over his shoulders and making him look like a stage king, was particularly displeasing to [Napoleon].”
– Mémoires de Mademoiselle Avrillion, première femme de chambre de l'Impératrice, v. I, Ladvocat, Paris, 1833, pp. 362-363
“Murat then appeared before me, and truly one would have had to have read the reports of the Grande Armée with the same precision as my admiration for him to believe that I was standing before one of the great captains of the nineteenth century. Imagine Francis I, young and handsome, adorned with all the radiant luxury of silks, his head crowned with a waving plume; an air of gallantry radiating from his entire person, [...] resembling a hero of a novel rather than a king of modern Europe: the most magnificent head set upon a body of the most elegant and slender proportions, and what was most extraordinary, beneath a costume that was already so striking, I admired the ease of his manner, the good taste born of habit and experience, the grace and fluidity of movement that supported what I would almost dare to call a fifteenth-century study and the likeness of a paladin. [...] To all these charms, I added at that moment the laurels of twenty victories, and I was truly dazzled.”
– Ida de Sainte-Elme, Mémoires d'une contemporaine, v. III, Ladvocat, Paris, 1828, pp. 336-337
All of these are very interesting, now let's read Murat's description by Laure d'Abrantès !
“As for Murat’s beauty and the nobility of his features, that is a highly debatable point. I do not accept that a man is handsome simply because he is tall and dresses up like it’s Carnival Day. Murat did not have handsome features, and I would even add that, when viewed without his curly hair, his plumes, and his embroidery, he was ugly. He had a face in which one could see much of the N****, although he did not have a flat nose, but thick lips and a nose which, though aquiline, had no nobility, giving him a strong resemblance to a face that was, to say the least, mixed-race.”
– Mémoires de Mme la duchesse d’Abrantès, v. III, L. Hauman, Bruxelles, 1831-1837, p. 119
...oh uhhhmmm. yeah, nevermind.
ANYWAY thank you so much for your ask, Anon !
Made a lil something for our half French-Scottish boi Macdonald since he doesn't get that much attention from the community
After Asperen
By Felicien baron de Myrbach-Rheinfeld
Let’s do a challenge: Spot Murat. :D
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Every year, I enjoy trying to find new feeder options for the hummers. I've used vintage feeders in the past, tried out gadgets, and always have a version like this, just a small cup that is easy to clean and only has a spot for one. This is the best for my photo setup. This year, a kind James 3D printed me a lid for it, and I am happy to see them using it. (These are the first shots, I am still finetuning.)
MURATS PROCLAMATION TO NEAPOLITAN AND ROMAN REFUGEES — 1801
I found this on eBay while looking for bonbon stuff (impossible).. The proclamation is written in two different languages (Italian and French) and I've decided to translate the French portion because they both pretty much say the same thing: i really missed doing translations so 🥹nice little pick me up for me
FRENCH REPUBLIC
At Headquarters in Florence, 29 Germinal, Year IX of the French Republic.
MURAT, General-in-Chief
PROCLAMATION
TO THE NEAPOLITAN AND ROMAN REFUGEES
Neapolitans and Romans,
You have long groaned in exile, far from your homeland; now you are about to return to it. Tuscany, which during your misfortunes furnished you with a generous hospitality, sees today her resources exhausted. The means that remain to her will scarcely suffice for the needs of the French army. It is my duty not to allow her to bear any burdens beyond those that are absolutely unavoidable. You could not, without indiscretion, ask of her further aid which is no longer necessary to you; nor could I, without injustice, compel her to furnish it.
Return, then, to the country that calls you back. How sweet it is, after a long absence, to behold once more the soil of one’s birth! Do not fear becoming the objects of unjust persecutions there. The French Government has not forgotten that you placed your confidence in it, and in its treaties with your governments it has attended to your interests with solicitude. Its stipulations guarantee alike your property and your persons. The protection of the Great Nation is no vain protection; live tranquilly beneath its shelter.
Neapolitans, Article VII of our treaty with your King is conceived in these terms:
“His Sicilian Majesty likewise engages to permit that all those among his subjects who were prosecuted, banished, or forced voluntarily into exile solely on account of matters relating to the stay of the French in the Kingdom of Naples, shall freely return to their country and be restored to their possessions. His Majesty further promises that all persons presently detained on account of the political opinions they have manifested shall be immediately set at liberty.”
Romans, a great number of your companions have already returned to their homes. The Holy Father, after granting them passports, has caused assistance to be given them; he treats them with paternal kindness, with that benevolence commanded by the religion of which he is the head, and which distinguishes his personal character.
Neapolitans and Romans, therefore entertain no further fear. But also, in the name of your own interest, renounce all resentment. Above all, do not abandon yourselves to dangerous schemes which might become equally fatal both to yourselves and to your country. Our own example may teach you what revolutions cost. Reflect that it is of their very nature to produce such calamities, and that Heaven does not always grant a man of genius to arrest their ravages and fix their results.
Our history ought to teach those entrusted with authority to govern with justice, so as to prevent the terrible effects of the indignation of peoples. It ought likewise to teach peoples to respect those entrusted with authority, lest they cast themselves headlong into the disorders of Anarchy.
J. MURAT
Link to the eBay listing with the proclamation
I know someone has made this old meme about them but I wanted to draw them as the meme. The captions are from @histoireettralala legendary Incorrect Quotes
New boy arrival
Cairo, October 24, 1798
made smt last summer👀
btw I'm thinking abt opening commission during summer vacation, like doodles or chibis?