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Hi. Do you know the infamous, "innocent" game, where you collect animals, and other junk, and make hem get brutally killed by fire, or falling into nothingness? Yep, I'm talking about Slink Kong. And app for kids (well, some argue it's 9+, because you can kill your "Kong", bit that's not the point) Is hiding a secret. It's evil. It's gonna kill your family just like you kill your Kongs. Let me explain.

A while back, (15 minutes ago) I was playing the game, with one of my Kongs i got from the prize machine, the Knight. It was a game like any other. I would go up, avoid obstacles, all that junk. I recall collecting 66 coins.

And then I died by falling. As usual. I am no pro gamer.

But this time it was different.

I clicked "continue" or whatever so i could continue the game. But instead of the game simply redirecting me to my starting position, i hear the sound it makes while you're reviving yourself, although i clearly didn't revive myself. I was just stuck. I couldn't move, couldn't click any buttons, i could just watch the loading screen. I decided it was enough, and got out of the game, and got back in.

It started lagging. I could still play the game, but it felt broken and slow. Although i did not do a thing that could trigger such events. I muttered in confusion. I decided to simply leave the game, and to turn on my internet (i play the game without internet for anyone wondering). I then received a... Message.. from.. DUOLINGO!? I uninstalled that app ages ago!!!

The message went as following: "You missed your Spanish lesson. You know what happens next, you silly cabron."

I screamed, and then heart 'hoot hoot' coming from my fridge. I ran towards it and checked it and... It was normal. Except mac n cheese was in it. Maybe Duolingo just wanted to manipulate me by using my biggest love, food.

Does this mean...

Sling Kong.. and Duolingo.. ARE.. CONNECTED!?

Maybe sling Kong sent a message to Duolingo reminding him to check on me!!!

Maybe Sling Kong glitched me so i would stop playing the game and turn on my internet and see Duolingo's message!!!

Dun dun DUN!!!!!

I'm in danger. We all are. How do we fix this? We can clap 3 times in the dark and say "hehe" in a very deep, manly voice. That will then cleanse the evil Duolingo spirits haunting us...

Stay safe during these tough times gaymers.

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