#its fin

[hibisciii]

[caramelpears]

Havin' a hard time typin' there, bud?

LITERALY FUCK OFF AN DIE

[acidburn69]

i genuinely think we should obliterate the word sure i hate that word its the worst word oat can you just sayyes or somethijg like z😭😭😭😭🫩🫩 or no Its not gonna hurt my feelings

[tex-now]

how do you write kissing witout saying "leaning in" 20 times

[princesssarcastia]

passively tagged by @andavs, who made a general invitation at the end of her post.  this seemed like a nice way to channel my oversharing urges tonight!

Rules: answer 15 questions and tag 15 people

1. Are you named after anyone?

Not even a little.  My parents took some general inspiration, inasmuch as they heard my name somewhere and thought “oh that sounds neat,” but there was no emotional weight behind that decision. 

2. When was the last time you cried?

A few months ago when the Kavanaugh hearings were taking place, I got into a huge knock-down-drag-out fight with some people I work with in a group chat about believing women and accusations. It was me alone against three or four straight white men that I work with.  I spent maybe an hour and a half ranting and frantically looking up sources to back up what I knew was right but couldn't clearly articulate, which is frustrating as hell. One of the other women in the group chat dmed me separately to say how much she appreciated what I was doing because she thought I was right but didn’t feel comfortable/confident enough to speak up.  The second it died down I bawled like a baby for about half and hour because that shit is fucking stressful and anxiety inducing and not fun! 

3. Do you have kids?

Nope. 

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

I am a card carrying member of the National Sarcasm Society (like we need your support).  It’s actually in my username ;)

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Probably their facial expressions/body language.  Not that I can necessarily interpret it correctly, just that I’m super worried about how people around me feel. 

6. What’s your eye color?

Blue or green, depending on who you ask, how close they’re standing to me, and whether or not I’ve recently taken a shower, apparently.  

7. Scary movie or happy ending?

Oh happy ending for sure. 

8. Any special talents?

I can make lots of really weird clicking noises with some of my joints!

9. Where were you born?

Oak Park, Illinois, though we didn't stay there for very long after that. 

10. What are your hobbies?

uh, reading, writing, biking, baking, and when I have the time+money for its knitting. 

11. Do you have pets?

I do not, unfortunately. I have some vague but incredibly uncomfortable allergies to animal fur dandruff.  there was a terrible incident involving some bunnies when I was maybe seven years old. 

12. What sport do you play/have you played?

it’s a no from me, dog. 

13. How tall are you?

I am 5′9′’ ish, but if anyone asks I am definitely taller than my brother, no matter what he says or what you can see when we’re standing right next to one another. 

14. Favorite subject at school?

I'm gonna cheat and use the super broad term of social studies, because the answer is a mix of politics and history. people as a whole have done some awesomely and terribly hilarious shit, man, like that Prussian leader who had a tall people fetish and proceeded to conscript super tall people into his personal guard. 

15. Dream job?

Probably working at NPR. I’ve never liked showing my face publicly, but I’ve never had the same problem with my voice; also sound editing is legit super fun. it’s a nice and contained way to work out my perfectionist tendencies. (in my secret young heart of hearts, tho, I kinda still want to be a librarian; if only to make sure every little girl gets the same chance to escape through books that I did). 

now for the fun part; inflicting this on other people and learning more about them! god, do I even know fifteen people? lets see: @headacheorheartache @aniseandspearmint @padmerrie @alderaani-princess @theunofficiallibrarian @sagetsukimura @tigriswolf @ygrittebardots @someone-hug-obiwan @im-funny-just-give-it-time @nephelebutler @gothrocks44 @feet-that-were-blue-and-ivory @theredshirtsarecoming @anyone else who would like to!

[brackishbarracuda]

@geminidoomed

[sc0rchwind]

Its fucking stupid but Im sitting here crying because I just wanna hang with my friends and have a good time and I wanted to learn to ride a bike and go to an escape room or have an adventure go to the zoo...

[stxrlucy-blog]

the blonde was more than happy to finally be off the plane, her feet in the sand. although she knew she was being forced to work while here, she was treating it more like a vacation thus far. as soon as they landed she ditched the welcoming party and headed straight to the beach, joint in pocket and drink in hand. she sat down near the water and lit up, taking a deep drag before exhaling, letting the smoke drift in the wind. footsteps could be heard behind her and she took a deep breath, hoping it wasn’t someone from the staff coming to yell at her. “i don’t know about you,” she started, “but there is nothing better than a joint on a beach with a bottle of tequila hidden in your refillable water bottle.” she said, taking another drag as she let out a small chuckle. “and not a single paparazzi in sight. we’re living the life, my friend.”