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[tex-now]

Hey I'm Tex

I'm taking commissions! link is here

I have like maybe 4 blogs? An osc blog, yumeship blog, main blog, and agere blog. If u want to get the URL then just ask cause they're all public 👍

I mostly post whatever I see on the dash that's funny so I'm a pretty mixed bag, I also post political stuff cause its important and suggestive stuff, so be warned of that. Please don't send chain asks or spam reblog my art I don't like it 😔 also don't bite me for boundary purposes

I will be horny at times and it is your problem. Filter this tag if you don't wanna see it -> #hornny shit. This tag is used less often because I now have a sideblog for it but it will still be used sometimes

(no it's not a typo. Two n's)

DNI: if you're a Zionist, proshipper, racist, ableist, LGBTQ-phobic, an MDNI blog, Zionist, Harry Potter fan etc. im adding this as a guideline because not everyone checks the pinned post and that's fine but I will block depending on if I find out you are one of these. If you ARE one of these and you see this, then just block me it's not that serious or personal

[bananabugg]

dude i cant hear you you're talking too quiet haha bro why are you blushing dude chill out its ok bro lol

[thevilesnail]

reread the N25 main story and lowkey she clocked their shit bro drew this is MS paint with my mouse lol

[miketon]

if i made a video game where you get to pick the gender of the player character i'd make both the options be nonbinary and you can either have they/them or it/its pronouns. those are your only options

[wormnextdoor]

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

[kristina100000]

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

[kuva5z]

i love you

[tex-now]

Thinking about an.mlb au that takes place in nyc and it's extremely funny because I get the mental image of zohran mamdani having akuma attack shelters on LOCK and collaborating with the heroes to work out evacuation plans and popup hospitals along with investing into mental health support for akuma victims. Literally he is so fucking awesome

[catinabed]

I really like that we keep him in our pocket

[payjay1233467889]

Payjay? Yeah Payjay

[guiltfactory-moved]

the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong

[taylor-ruth]

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[brightestbulbinthebox]

Let me cook on this but the extremely common headcanons of painty being black masculine and also tending to define them by their anger issues is despite being thematically rich a result of pervasive fandom racism. In this essay I will

[tex-now]

People when Marinette does something shitty as a misguided attempt to protect someone from a terrible truth and is unknowingly digging her own grave due to her inability to rely on or reach out to others, a fucked up self fulfilling prophecy: we need to burn her at the stake

People when jax acts shitty as a misguided attempt to protect himself from the humiliation of being known and as a result is unknowingly digging his own grave due to his inability to rely on or reach out to others, a fucked up self fulfilling prophecy :Oh he's so Sad 🥺 Poor Boy 🥺 I love him 🥺🥺 He's just sad don't be mean to him 🥺🥺🥺

[tex-now]

people after Jax came out as trans: we need to burn hi- Jax at the stake Jax always sucked anyway

[tex-now]

People when Marinette does something shitty as a misguided attempt to protect someone from a terrible truth and is unknowingly digging her own grave due to her inability to rely on or reach out to others, a fucked up self fulfilling prophecy: we need to burn her at the stake

People when jax acts shitty as a misguided attempt to protect himself from the humiliation of being known and as a result is unknowingly digging his own grave due to his inability to rely on or reach out to others, a fucked up self fulfilling prophecy :Oh he's so Sad 🥺 Poor Boy 🥺 I love him 🥺🥺 He's just sad don't be mean to him 🥺🥺🥺

[tex-now]

people after Jax came out as trans: we need to burn hi- Jax at the stake Jax always sucked anyway

[tex-now]

I've seen at least two posts complaining about QPRs and interpreting things as purely platonic in the past 2 days what If I Killed You