#its madness

[rebeldrferguson]

I like to write Orin as a slut and IDGAF.

Man feels himself, can't tell me he doesn't huff that shit and then wank all over his dentist chair whilst daydreaming about fucking Seymour's jaw up.

[amygdalae]

new character, wood elf ranger knight. im so addicted to character creation rn. look at this

[sortagaysortahigh]

Tiktok coming thru w the term “gutter bunny” is so hilarious to me bc ik exactly the kind of white girls they talkin about 😩😩😩 and yk what YK WHAT THOSE WHITE GIRLS BE NICE AS HELL! A lil triffling but THEYRE ALWAYS SWEET OKAY!!!!!! 25mm lashes, cookie monster pjs, smelling like perfume w a hint of weed and/or cigarette smoke, and living w they grandma while driving a beat up ass nissan. THEY WOULD NEVER STEER YOU WRONG OK, THEYD GIVE YOU A RIDE TO WORK IN A THUNDERSTORM WITHOUT ASKING QUESTIONS!!!

I feel like the issue w a lot of these trends on tiktok is they come up w a name for a group of individuals and it becomes trendy to the point that people who do not directly fit into that group (such as the term gutter bunny correlating to white girls that are typically from the hood) start tryna put on an aesthetic and learn random ass rap songs and shit just to fit into that “vibe” and gain popularity for it.

The same thing correlates to the whole “mob wife aesthetic” like yall i live laugh and love my queen Big Ang (RIP TO THE GOAT) and yk i enjoyed the mob wives show and learning ab the fucked up history of the mob bc yk im lowkey a history buff, BUT the romanticization of this “aesthetic” and lifestyle is so crazy to me. WOMEN WERE GETTING BATTERED ON AND TREATED SO MFIN TERRIBLY, TAKING THE FALL AND ALL THAT, and yall are like mmmm those fur coats and cornicellos are nice i like that lemme dress like that and say this is my new look.

ITS MADNESS OUT HERE OKAY, MADNESS.

Like ok i understand the whole mafia/mob literature/romance genre, i get why people enjoy reading and writing FICTION, but theres a huge line between reading a dark romance novel, and straight up glamorizing a lifestyle thats fucking nuts all because people like smokey makeup, bronzer, and fur. Talking ab “im in my mob wife era” I SURE HOPE YOURE NOT CAUSE GIRL THATS MADNESS.

Dont even get me started on the negative undertones of that bullshit clean girl era shit either. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED LORD HAVE MERCY

[the-heaminator]

no but for england sealand was literally the reason, the first 3 he had as babies were during a time where midnight snacking cause the kid wouldn't fall asleep wasn't rlly a thing. then suddenly, it's the 1960's he's got a pantry full of snacks and Peter won't sleep unless he is being held, so three am snacks while watching tv and waiting for the baby to sleep become normal.

And then he had a child to feed which reminded him "o fuck i have to eat too-" and bc he can't cook very well he was the microwave dinner dad and those things don't tend to be the healthiest thing on the planet. But either way this is legitimately just this mans natural state, and he didn't know it :\

Wales watching both England and Scotland getting plump after the second world war, was like "Holy shit so it is genetic? They just never ate enough???"

Also, Peter now gets a slightly softer pillow than Alfred, Matt, Jack or Eli ever got, and it doesn't smell like whiskey as much, or tobacco, or weed, it still does sometimes, but only occasionally.

mmhhmhmh ok im going feral on this image of Arthur cradling a little colic baby sealand, whose crying and only ever goes to sleep in his lap, which he admits is getting a little softer, theres just so much food nowadays that it would be murder not to indulge just a little bit, watching some crusty movie on cable at some ungodly time, or listening to the radio, and falls asleep on the sofa with lil baby sealand

[sarcasmisalifechoice]

Tagged by my beloved @queerstudiesnatural & the ever wonderful @emeraldcas

I can only apologise tbh @eskamtrash @naguaraquerandom @alicechesire @jackredfieldwasmyjacob @femmehepbvrn

[riosnecktattoo]

i was going to write tonight but it's 11pm and it's 26 degrees and i have to get through another 40 degree day tomorrow and my brain is FRIED

[fox-guardian]

I will never understand fashion. what the fuck is street wear. do you just teleport around if you're not in street wear so you're not ill-dressed to walk around. do you change clothes once you get off the street. is there a difference between sidewalk wear and road wear too. does my car need a bucket hat.

[ochako999]

have you ever like, watched a show, played a game, read a book or comic and then suddenly you want to devote your entire life for every single character and turn it as your life mission?

yeah sounds like me problem.