Jul 16, 2020
You know what I hate?
Food purists who really hate innovation. This spaghetti can only be done these ways or its not spaghetti or steaks have to be at medium rare but only on a grill for it to matter.
Traditional dishes are cool but if you get on peoples cases for tweeking them a little I will actually manifest in your house and serve you your hands
"But my dad says-" your dad is wrong and he leads an unhappy life.
Let people eat what they eat I swear to god.
#shark rambles#i will come for you#you can be boring all on your own but dont shove your shit opinions on others#my dad says steak is only done on grills for it to matter#eat a dick#but pineapple doesnt belong on pizza#choke!#let people eat what they like#this is inspired by people getting on someones case for making paella#its tweeked#so all paella officionados come out to tell her shes wrong and she should feel bad#get an actual life oh my god