i went to the beach yesterday
i waved at the water. when the waves kept hitting me on the spot as the tide gets higher, i asked “water you doing this to me?” then it got bigger when i did a joke when frisk decided to hold their breath underwater: what is the kid doing underwater? playing tide n’ sea’k.” the more i kept ‘em coming, it raised higher. not really close to a tsunami though.
thinking too much about flooding the whole beach with horrible bad jokes made me sit under the ‘brella. had to chair up until i could be the swimmer again. my friends and papyrus attempted to vibe check on me. i responded, “guys, whaddya mean i’m not ok? don’t you know we’re going to have a... splash?”
i splashed the saltwater. they all screamed and splashed me back. we were laughing and having fun, took a wave of splashes, alphys and i had to teach a kid to swim (not frisk, just a stranger kid)
for some reason, undyne was able to generate a few puns herself. papyrus liked it too... heh, weird.
3 hours later kidding around, it was time to go. we tide-y’d up, took our showers, and wore the same dry clothes.
end of story, next we’re getting late lunch. kid’s not asleep yet so i can’t sleep until they do so lol