#undernet!sans

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sans sHut up and sLEEP

also mind if i post my undernet sans moments i dont want the messages to expire and i wanna keep it as memories thanksss ;u;;; it will be just my sans ok no one else

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sans dont be insecure of your face , calm down and have some tea. put away your bubble wrap and listen to some music

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was trying to make sans update something but he was about to swear a lot, oh god

anyway, i did a whole new level for undernet!sans.

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“alright uM i think i angered the admin, lets change the subject”

me: (( nah, thats just sans being sans. its just like responding “i don’t know what that is, but once i did do this with a friend. haha! never doing that again, woo! i do know the solution and it’s this... yeah, im safe guys, dont worry!” but more talkative ))

UN!Sans: -

what did i do

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gonna jam to its raining somewhere else until sunday

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[Chapter 73]: gail

just got this kpop book for my human frenemy gail. she’s gonna love it. when we met, frisk said she’s my forever pretend aunt. had a hard time dealing with that title, cause she’s also a kid and i’m older than her. took me years to get over our complicated friendship.

how we became friends? i told her a joke:

what is a kpop fan’s favorite dessert? she didn’t know what jokes and puns were yet, so she just kinda ignored it. i answered it anyway.

cake pop.

she screamed and ran to her mom to tell on me. she said to her i made her cry cause of “a not funny thing”. “heh, thing,” i said. “hmm... this should make her feel better.”

i walked up to her and told her and her mom what a joke is. gave her a jokebook so she can practice. her mom and frisk convinced gail to be friends with me.

wow. bad idea. as she grew, she became a highly spoiled brat. when i got back home to depreciate myself thanks to the minecraft bullies of summer hell, i had a distorted view of humans for months. however, currently... we have the same level of humor.

that was when my ketchup drinking habit worsened. she kept telling on me for beating her on any type of game we play or any physical harm i didn’t do to her. she did force triple dog dares on me. hated it so much because she’s a kid i couldn’t control. i was jealous of her upgraded level of maturity, iq, and the fact she can start convos more than me. heh... what can i say...? sans gang, according to horoscope astrology, she’s a gemini. frisk thinks i’m an aquarius, but whatever. up to you to believe in astrology or not, cause i’m on the middle.

what i learned from the past when i was still able to talk to her is... we’re all born with a purpose. her high-leveled skills led her to take voice lessons while i’m already having multiple jobs myself. things happen for a reason. deep, i know.

today, frisk made a master agreement to take all our credit. whatever we try to give her... frisk will say it’s from them instead of us. so, on her 11th bday, frisk gave her a friendship bracelet to show their determination that they still wanna be friends with her and doesn’t have to think about their “imaginary monsters” anymore.

yeah... “imaginary monsters”. frisk really said that to her. that hurt, we all group cried together. papyrus didn’t hear it though, but he joined and cried with us anyway. each time he asks about gail, the ladies and i are the cover ups. it’s like we were never there and gail was just playing pretend by herself instead of me being a friend to her.

...but frisk and undyne won’t give up on our friendship. little by little, frisk brought up jokes, ate our favorite food, everything else influenced by us invisible monsters...

she somewhat wants us to come back. i felt it. she’s doing these methods to frisk that make our stealth missions fail. so frisk only brought me, and our friendship is running again.

she follows my blog so she’ll know when will i come back. the surface is never affected.

also, when did i say i won’t stop uploading bad times anymore? whenever that is, i’m still doing what i want.

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i went to the beach yesterday

i waved at the water. when the waves kept hitting me on the spot as the tide gets higher, i asked “water you doing this to me?” then it got bigger when i did a joke when frisk decided to hold their breath underwater: what is the kid doing underwater? playing tide n’ sea’k.” the more i kept ‘em coming, it raised higher. not really close to a tsunami though.

thinking too much about flooding the whole beach with horrible bad jokes made me sit under the ‘brella. had to chair up until i could be the swimmer again. my friends and papyrus attempted to vibe check on me. i responded, “guys, whaddya mean i’m not ok? don’t you know we’re going to have a... splash?”

i splashed the saltwater. they all screamed and splashed me back. we were laughing and having fun, took a wave of splashes, alphys and i had to teach a kid to swim (not frisk, just a stranger kid)

for some reason, undyne was able to generate a few puns herself. papyrus liked it too... heh, weird.

3 hours later kidding around, it was time to go. we tide-y’d up, took our showers, and wore the same dry clothes.

end of story, next we’re getting late lunch. kid’s not asleep yet so i can’t sleep until they do so lol