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itsmaleficentbitch ➜ fearless-in-motion

It was time for a change, and I was sick of Tumblr censoring my posts in the tags.

@itsmaleficentbitch replied to your post: can you believe next saturday i’m gonna turn...

Welcome to the 30’s club!

is it fun? lol

itsmaleficentbitch replied to your post: “it is just me, or does anyone else feel like the katie mcgrath fandom...”:

I wish I could like this 100 times.

omg yes, glad it’s not just me! i miss our katie network group, the fandom vibes were good then

let's talk about how mary ruined the moment, shall we?

[9:46:27 PM] queen evee of the coffee cup wine: i listened to miss behave today

[9:47:07 PM] Mary Mo: lawd

[9:47:35 PM] queen evee of the coffee cup wine: i thought of you and was like

[9:47:38 PM] queen evee of the coffee cup wine: you know what i want in mylife?

[9:47:38 PM] queen evee of the coffee cup wine: mary

[9:51:45 PM] Mary Mo: what

[9:51:52 PM] queen evee of the coffee cup wine: that was the answer

[9:52:00 PM] Mary Mo: oh

[9:52:02 PM] Mary Mo: sorry

mary and evee try to unlock evee's downstairs bathroom and fail

i'm still scared there's a homeless lady inside who's waiting for the right moment to jump out and scare the shit out of me

it's been three days

i hope she's ok in there

oh i'm sorry, was my joke too grammar for you?

me, after telling mary her name was just a synonym for bitch

me: i wonder if a butt ripples when it farts if it doesn't have any pants on it

mary: that... is the million dollar question

I do not listen to Avril Lavigne, god damn it!

Mary, after deleting Avril from her iTunes.

#itsmaleficentbitch