#itsmezmerize

[lightandwinged]

Yes, David cameron fucked a pigs head in the 80's as part of some joining ritual for rich white dudes in harvard. Other initiation rituals included burning a 50 quid note in front of a beggar.

This sounds like something Donald Trump would have done, too, not gonna lie.

Rich white dudes are so... fucked up, tbh.

[lightandwinged]

★★★

★ Senkha is a more-than-decent cook, but she absolutely will not abide pancakes anywhere near her person.

★ Maenderin may very well have remained with the High Elves, had it not been for his captivity at the hands of a warlock who forced a fel taint on him. To this day, his patriotism covers up a very deep hatred for what he’s become and sadness at what he’s lost.

★ Lorcan has a rather beautiful singing voice, but he’s more than a little embarrassed about it and tends to hide it, except when he’s in the bathroom.

[straightwhiteboystexting]

It’s 6:40 am the birds are squawking I slept for 3 hours I’m hungover and if anyone sends hate mail today I s2g I will be so salty that ocean water will seem drinkable to you

[wearepaladin]

Prompt: victory, but a victory without ever having to strike a blow.

Laws. Order. Codes. The framework of all societies, and the favored tools of civilization. In a perfect society, they exist to ensure the well being of its citizens, defining their rights and offering an impartial means of providing sentence upon the guilty, and vindicating the innocent.

That’s what it should have been, at any rate. But the fiefdom of the corrupt Lord Aldaris had illustrated all too well how the law could be utilized as a weapon of tyranny and oppression. To the disgust of the paladin order of the Argent Scale, Aldaris had even expected them to not only permit his crimes to continue, but actively endorse him in his actions.

Rather than permitting his actions to continue, and not desiring to instigate a violent revolt of the citizenry that could not guarantee a worse outcome, the Argent Scale’s best Arbiter decided to remove Aldaris from power by legal means.

It had taken some time, but by first weakening the resolve of the Aldaris’ men, and by having the edges of his domain pressed by rival nobles wishing ot expand, Paladin Lora Thul was able to personally arrest the corrupt noble without an ounce of blood being shed.

Aldaris’s crimes were brought forth by the testimony of the citizenry, along with written accounts taken from his personal effects. By illustrating Aldaris as both a tyrant and clearly committed in greed driven activity, including embezzlement against the Empire itself, she alienated him from any potential allies who might have pushed to offer leniency.

Finally, the day came to pass judgement. The Empire held its breath, and for the first time in history, noble born of such esteemed rank was found guilty, altering the political climate of the Empire for centuries. In the years to come, a greater focus was on excising corruption became the unwritten law of the nation, with greater focus on the protection of the citizenry and safeguarding against corrupt leaders.

[itsskoots]

itsmezmerize replied to your post:

remember when DA:I came out and people were...

There’s also skelege, and khaer Moran.

i’m Gonna Cry

this world is so big and i am just one man with two swords

[itsskoots]

itsmezmerize replied to your post:

oh! shit! fuck! suikoden 3 is on the PSN! when did...

I wanna get 2 but do I want to dust off my ps3???

yeah that’s fair! I keep checking if anything’s popped up on the PSN Classic’s store but I also really don’t want to actually turn on my PS3 anymore unless it’s something I’m Way Hype for (like Mega Man Legends of Tron Bonne)

i’ve even stopped looking at the monthly PS+ games that pop up on the PS3 because Who Cares

[shithowdy]

I'm going to miss your AMA tonight due to work, but good luck, have fun, and break a leg! Well not really, but I'm sending you good vibes for tonight!

AAAAA thanks! I only have a little bit of anxiety gas and ham sweats. JUST A LIL BIT.

[wearepaladin]

All the gods are dead.

You’re going to have to help me out a little here. Is that the name of a setting, or a setting where there are literally no gods alive for Paladins to worship/get their power from.