#itsnothawkingbird

[batisms]

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          “i'm not skipping school, i’m avoiding it.” same thing, bruce. realizing it’s an ignorant lie as soon as it leaves his lips, looking else where so he doesn’t have to acknowledge the fact.

[notapartytrickparker-blog]

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“Stupid?” Peter asked, completely dumbfound. It wasn’t really helping his case. “Stupid? You think I’m stupid? Y’know, I’m starting to think that I should take some offense to that!” The young man grumbled with a furrowed brow and arms crossed over his chest. “Look, I know I leave little notes everywhere for people to see when I solve a crime, but I don’t have time to stand around and wait! I’d like to think that makes me awfully considerate, actually.” After his mini rant, the webslinger took a moment and sighed. “So, what exactly makes me so, so stupid?”

[ringmasterking]

❝ you need to control your temper. ❞

“This is controlled,” Loki hissed roughly, closing his grip a little more tightly over the throat of the man he held up in the air with one hand. “If you can’t handle it, you can do what everyone else does. Leave.”

[electricperil-blog]

❝ you can’t put a paco rabanne belt on a patou. ❞

Illya looked up (or, rather, down) at the woman who’d spoken, thumb on his lips and a frown on his face. He stared for one, two, three seconds before he took in a breath and spoke. 

“My thoughts exactly,” He replied, looking back up at the gigantic advertisement they’d both been scrutinizing. 

[electricperil-blog]

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Illya paused and looked the Kate up and down. 

“You have clearly never heard Russian lullaby. All about wolves, and boogeymen.” Another pause and he pilled a handkerchief out of a pocket. “Take this. You are--” He gestured to his nose-- “Leaking.” 

[ringmasterking]

ϟ

Loki jerked his arm back, looking up from his phone to the woman across the small coffee shop table with a wary glare. The beginning of a massive scar peeked out of his jacket sleeve, marring the skin from the heel of his hand and the pad of his thumb and moving up his wrist into his jacket, its surface oddly textured as if it had been forced to regrow scar tissue over an older wound more than once. He settled once he realized she’d just been curious about it, heaving a soft sigh. 

“I work with tigers,” Loki offered in explanation, even though it was painfully obvious that wide, white-and-purple scar had begun as something far more sinister than a tiger’s bite. 

[red-hooded]

@itsnothawkingbird​ ask from here

“Here, squeeze my hand. You can hold onto me. I’m real, I’m not going anywhere.”

Well. It wasn’t exactly the comforting voice of a friend; But, when compared to his previous shock and confusion, it was sure better than nothing. “Th- Thanks... Can you help me up I- I need to get out of here...” 

[speedrunner]

+itsnothawkingbird

"Katie Katie Katie Katie Katie KatieKatieKatieKatieKateKate." Tommy came out of nowhere, his friend's name already on his lips at a mile a millisecond. "I need a favour. I mean books are great but they only work so well and videos are so slow and they glitch when I speed them up too much." @itsnothawkingbird