#itsnotintherules

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itsnotintherules replied to your post “puerto riCO  MY HEART’S DEVOTION LET IT SINK BACK IN THE OCEEEAAAAAN”

//fun fact, I was in West Side Story in high school. I was cast as Doc. It was a strange experience as a 15 year old girl. =P

I haven't seen all of it so idrk who Doc is (i dont know any of their names either), but that sounds amazing oh my god

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The Dragonslayers || Sherlock & John (Shadowhunter AU)

This was not how Sherlock Holmes had intended to spend his Equinox.  

Dinners of state and balls and luncheons and garden parties made him nauseated beyond belief; he had been expressing his distaste for such things since he could first open his mouth.  It had been a large part of his decision to leave his brother's household and strike out on his own - despite the dangers.  There were over fifty different things he could be doing with this equinox - better things, useful things - that would be valuable in the extreme.

Instead, Sherlock sat at his brother's right hand in a dinner staged within the very nest of vipers.  Nearly every one of the assorted guests had at least one reason to wish Mycroft dead and despite his prickly nature and their decades-old animosity... Sherlock had no wish to see his brother die.

Still, as he leaned back in his chair and watched the salad plates being served with a truly bored expression, Sherlock couldn't help but feeling that he had wasted a useful evening.  None of these people were powerful enough to have caused the disturbance he and Mycroft had felt last week.  Only half of them were even aware such events could occur - less than a handful would have been able to feel it as well.  These men were powerful when considered against the average sheep in their tending, but not in terms of the worlds at large.

Leaning in to mutter his excuses into his brother's ear - desperate to perhaps salvage some of the night - Sherlock froze.  There.  The tiniest giveaway - so small that even he had almost missed it entirely.  The tell-tale flash of black within the eyes that spoke of demonic origin.  Humans couldn't see it, but Sherlock came from no mere mortal stock.  

"I have it," he breathed, his lips never moving as he warned his brother.  "Don't touch your food."  

With that, he stood and followed the waiting staff as they retreated back into the kitchen, reaching out to brush one hand along the back of the man whose eyes had blackened and asking loud enough to be casual if he possibly had a light.

It was a good cover for the tendril of willpower he sent out to wrap around the demon's throat like a collar and leash.  You'll be coming with me, I should think.  Been too long since I've had the pleasure of a proper chat.  

That tug followed him toward the alley exit - the strongest he could place; he was not willing to have this conversation within range of collateral damage.

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Send ✚ for a HEALTH headcanon.

Mycroft has rather bad teeth from years of wearing out the enamel with unhealthy foods. He combats this with almost obsessive brushing and frequent dental checkups, as the idea of every having false teeth disturbs him.

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Along side the slow is someone moving faster | Fem!Wig & John

itsnotintherules:

John helped the woman—Billie—out of the road and onto the sidewalk, where he sat her carefully back down in a chair outside of the small restaurant he’d just been leaving. 

"Well, Billie, we should probably get you to hospital." Because looking over a woman who was too baked to realize she was stepping out in front of a car right there on the sidewalk was not what he’d planned to do with his day, and while the car hadn’t been going too terribly fast—a blessing, really—the fact remained that John Watson was still without X-ray vision. 

She said not a word as John helped her to sit. Too baked to even know that she had been hit, but it mus'ent be that bad. She thought, then again, he was a doctor and she knew that what he said was right.

"Alright. Whatever you say, Doc." Billie muttered, leaning back against the share she had been placed in; her eyes closing slightly as she did. 

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#NO NO IT IS A POE REFERENCE#ERMAHGERD

yES THANK YOU AW YISSSSSS I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WOO

#t's a reference#definitely a reference

aw yiisssss im not the only one i thought i was a nerd

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itsnotintherules replied to your post:my friend is freaking out because ive never seen...

//I haven’t seen it either.

YES. THANK YOU. SHE WAS FLIPPING OUT ON ME AND TREATING ME LIKE AN ABUSED CHILD.

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itsnotintherules replied to your post “I’m thinking about getting a new phone, since I don’t even have a...”

//iPhones are absolutely worth it. I got mine from Virgin Mobile and it's an awesome plan. No contract, unlimited texting and data, 300 minutes all for $30 a month (and obviously there are different plans). Definitely beats most other prices.

that's cheaper than what I pay with Straight Talk. Is Virgin Mobile pretty good?

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Baby Trouble {@itsnotintherules}

Sephyr was lead up the stairs into the sitting room of 221B. He stood in the doorway for some time, the small child cradled in his arms. "John?" He asked in hushed tones as he dared to step inside. "John Watson?"