pigs can fly!

"All I wanted was to be loved for myself."

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[cheese24k]

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

this is so fucking relaxing

[4ngelbride]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

[sailor-artemis]

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

[awesomevines]

[umbrizaphiriz]

THE A C C E N T OMG

[jagoandlitefoot]

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

[therothwoman]

HOW

[thepastelqueenofhell]

As Remus Lupin once said, “Eat. You’ll feel better.”

[palpamemes]

If you haven’t seen the .gif

[sonoanthony]

How you miss the most important part 

[bornadreamer]

NEWT SCAMANDER

NEWT SCAMANDER has severe social anxiety

NEWT SCAMANDER can’t look people in the eye when he talks to them

NEWT SCAMANDER is riddled with scars from his creatures

NEWT SCAMANDER became a surrogate mother to a cluster of Occamys 

NEWT SCAMANDER took the time to learn the mating dance of the Erumpent

NEWT SCAMANDER lives in the shadow of his older brother

NEWT SCAMANDER cried when he had to pretend to give up Pickett

NEWT SCAMANDER carries around ‘Swooping Evil’ and has earned it’s trust enough so that it let another human use it as a springboard, AND it listens to him when he says no

NEWT SCAMANDER was the only one who was able to get close to Credence after he was unleashed

I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH. FEEL FREE TO ADD ON

[siriuslychessi-deactivated20260]

NEWT SCAMANDER was perceptive enough to see glamour spells.

NEWT SCAMANDER believes that not mingle with non magical people is archaic and should be changed.

NEWT SCAMANDER knows there’s no creature that lashes and attacks just because except humans.

NEWT SCAMANDER knows that Jacob wanted some magic in his world and showed him the possibilities, also showing two witches how not all no-maj aren’t Salems.

NEWT SCAMANDER freed a thunderbird and risked being incarcerated for bringing him to his homeland, but Frank was more important.

NEWT SCAMANDER has names for all the creatures and never confuses them.

NEWT SCAMANDER risks everything for creatures, but also for people he deems trustworthy.

[marinatinginmyawesomeness-deact]

In case anyone was confused…

[signal-failure]

Nice. I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.

[scottishdreamergirl]

[breelandwalker]

This post was everything I could have hoped for.

[curiousobsession101]

OK but can someone please draw a picture of santa as a combination of god, spiderman, and the spanish inquisition?

[imsoshive]

This video is so wild. Wow.

[fonzworthcutlass]

well shit

[mariemariemaria]

the only thing bigger than newt scamander’s suitcase is newt scamander’s heart

[hebizuki]

Sip sip sip #hognose #snake #snek #reptiblr

[shofie-irl]

Snek

@mygearsarestartingtotremble

[ironswordandstarshield]

@kedreeva KED KED LOOK !!!!

[keepcalmimspidey-deactivated201]

thats cool. ive never seen a snek drink water

[babyanimalgifs]

“Watch out, he’s fuuuurrrocious”

more baby animals here

[johnwattsonn-blog]

just after albus severus was born

Ginny: look Harry he has your eyes

Harry: eyes as green as a fresh pickled toad

Ginny: *throws chair at harry*

[spyroflame0487]

If you see this image while scrolling it means you have seen the Joe Biden of enjoying ice cream and money.

Reblog for money, happiness, and ice cream.

[cg-is-lying-in-wait-blog]

My temporary gig ended today so. Needed.

[professorwithoutacause]

Okay, but that’s just a hilarious picture.

[jezi-belle]

My temp-to-hire gig that I had been told was going permanent at the end of the month ended on Friday, so yeah, very needed.

[sizvideos]

[jhameia]

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

[aur-eliaa]

This just changed my life.

[kurotsuchi-sterling]

The lasagne one has opened my eyes

[homerically]

i don’t think i’ve ever seen something as great as this

[chewytriforce]

“what do you think about when you daydream or get distracted?”

nothing. my head is just a running loop of the hamilton original cast recording

[linmanuel]

VERY GOOD.

[carrion--comfort]

Most unexpected source of comfort in this trying time: birdsrightsactivist