#itsthethinwhitedouche

[thomasnewton]

Hey there, mate. Sorry to hear about your family/planet, but I had a question. Is it possible for you to mate with homo sapiens? Not saying you should, or that it would replace your family, but perhaps would could some how rebuild the population?

I can only have sex with a human, I cannot create new life with one.

[thomasnewton]

What's it like knowing you had sex with Mary Lou? She seems rather clingy and annoying.

Now that wasn’t very nice…she was wonderful and very kind to me. It didn’t last, but nothing lasts, and when it went bad, it was not her fault.

[davidbowiecoloringbook]

Quick lil drawing of Thomas Jerome Newton!

Drawing by itsthethinwhitedouche submitted for Weekly Challenge: Mysterious

[faulmccartney]

☆☆☆ (I would like three pls)

Magnets by Disclosure (feat. Lorde)

Pretty girls don’t know the things that I know 

Walk my way, I’ll share the things that she won’t 

This Charming Man by the Smiths

Why pamper life’s complexity when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat? 

A Whiter Shade of Pale by Procol Harum

I was feeling kind of seasick, but the crowd called out for more

The room was humming harder 

As the ceiling flew away

[angelic-and-gothic]

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Ziggy Stardust, Thin White Duke, Jareth the Goblin King

oh no, I have to choose between the babes...

fuck Thin White Duke

marry Ziggy Stardust

and kill Jareth