#itty bitty anon

[helliontherapscallion]

I HAVE A WHOLE TEACHER AU FIC IN THE WORKS SO LIKE? IF YOU WANT I CAN SUBMIT IT HERE FOR Y'ALL TO READ 👉👈???

-Itty Bitty

Y E S 

INDULGE US PLEASE

[helliontherapscallion]

Ahem, I Itty Bitty presents....

LISTZILLA

DreamXD - Principal | Mr. XD

Dream - Mathematics | Mr. Wastaken 

George - Social Studies | Mr. Notfound 

Sapnap - Gym, sports coach | Mr. Pandas

Callahan - Librarian helper 2 | N/A

Awesamdude - Trade field studies | Mr. Dude

Sam Nook - Lunchlady helper | Mr. Nook

ItzAlyssa - Librarian helper | N/A

Ponk - Science | Mr. Drops

BadBoyHalo - Lunch Lady | Mr. Halo

Fundy - Computer applications / coding | Mr. Fundy

Punz - ?????? helps Sapnap | Mr. Punz / Punz

Skeppy - Substitute # 2 | Mr. Skeppy

Eret - Gardener | Mr. Eret

Wilbur Soot - Arts, Music / Band, Choir | Mr. Soot 

Jschlatt - Business, Law | Mr. Schlatt 

Nihachu - Forgein languages 1 | Ms. Nihachu 

Quackity - Forgein languages 2 | Mr. HQ

Karl - English Language Arts | Mr. Jacobs 

Technoblade - History | Mr. Blade 

Philza Minecraft - Vice-principal, teaches AP classes | Mr. Minecraft

Captain Puffy - Arts, Ceramics / Photography | Ms. Captain

Foolish Gamers - Substitute # 1 | Mr. Gamers

Hannahxxrose - Counselor | Ms. Rose

Slimecicle - Librarian | Mr. Charlie

Have a great day :)

Also here are what Tommy calls three of them

Mr. Furry, Mr. Fundy

Mr. Q, Mr. HQ

Ms. Pussy, Ms. Captain

You have given us a full course MEAL, itty bitty 😩

Mr. Halo, Mr. Minecraft, and Mr. Charlie have my entire heart

((sorry this is a little late, I haven’t checked my inbox for most of the day))

[helliontherapscallion]

I was actually asking if i could present my idea, but thank you for more ideas to brainstorm on my end

Had a whole list(though it is long so i'm warning ya before i send it)

-Itty Bitty

ope my bad 😳

I’d love your list, nonnie!

[helliontherapscallion]

Ahem. I would like to present to you Teacher AU DSMP, if you could allow it?

(Also i've been a big lurker, am I allowed to be Itty Bitty anon?)

Sure, welcome to the squad!!

I’d imagine that...

Techno would obviously be the english teacher that doesn’t care what you do in class as long as you get the work in on time (also the one that the lgbt kids flock to). Pretends he hates his students, but deeply cares about them (Aizawa type beat)

Wilbur would be the best music teacher, encouraging creativity in all forms and being the one you go to when you need a good cry (also the one gay kids flock to)

Puffy would be the best school counselor in the history of school counselors. Whatever you say is kept in her office, your parents aren’t told about anything if you don’t want them to know anything (unless you’re a danger to yourself or others). Does anything to make her office more welcoming (always has a bowl of candies/chocolates on her desk, beanbags, colored paper over the fluorescent lights, etc)

Philza would be the caring and chill history teacher that you can trust will get things done for you, father figure to many. His classroom door is always open to anybody that needs to talk (you can often find students in his classroom eating lunch with him). Has been offered many promotions and higher up positions but rejects them all. Content where he is and would never leave his students

Tommy..... oh god. He’d be the very young gym teacher that goes too hard with sports and expects too much from the students. A little too enthusiastic about sports, would encourage students to do their best in his class

Niki would be the home ec teacher that would happily make food for the kids that can’t afford it. She cares deeply for her students and has a keen eye out for anybody struggling with course material

Dream would be the chill sports coach that supports his kids and makes special accommodations for certain situations. Can push them a bit too hard though when it gets close to a competition/game. Oversees the video gaming club

Quackity would be another music teacher and the spanish teacher. He always has activities planned for his class that involves activity and getting the brain working. Tutors kids struggling with spanish. Would be an amazing marching band director

Slimecicle would obviously be the science teacher that always does demonstrations that are very dangerous/chaotic, but always makes sure that the students are safe. Happy go lucky teacher, but is terrifying when he snaps

Schlatt would be the questionable government teacher that always has a story to tell for every situation (”and so the federalists wanted a stronger central government... this reminds me of this one time...” *students drop pencils and relax in their chairs*). Doesn’t pass out homework and makes every test easy. Students use this class to relax and listen to some insane stories. Has a tenure so he’s the teacher that says anything and everything. 

Awesamdude would be the programming/engineering teacher that all the freshmen coming to his class/anybody that hasn’t had him as a teacher is scared of. But in actuality he is a huge softie that protects and cares for his students with his life

DreamXD would be the principal that never leaves his office and intimidates everyone. Kinda the hardass of the staff, but is understanding when you can justify your actions. Kinda powerhungry

Mexican Dream is the vice principal that absolutely carries/organizes any and every school event/pep rally. Most likely the one that is inside the mascot suit during games and 100% messes with the staff and other students (all in good fun). Everybody questions why he out of all people is the vice principal. They don’t see the amount of work he puts into making the school a better place behind the scenes

[smittenwithlouis]

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[wooyefan-blog]

Please let me be your friend forever.. Im really shy talking you off anon, i think you won't like me.. why would you like me >.< would you like to name me? i really really want to speak to you every day, i really cherish you in my heart, you are perfect please ignore the haters. I understand you about being a third wheel in your firendship. I was a third wheel for years or so i thought.. i'd like to tell you my story too one day. Stay strong honey boo we love you <3

i wont hate you. i dont have the right to have you at all yet. on the contrary youre amazing for writing this, for being here, i love you for that.