Jan 18, 2019
At 3 AM:
The following conversation happened between me and my girlfriend (who live apart. This happened over the phone.)
Her: *constantly repeating* Claire wake up, Claire. Claire.
Me: *after quite some time* what.....?????????
Her: the baby is crying
Me: *well aware we don’t have kids* yes dear, go back to sleep now
Her: please, she’s crying. Please go get her
Me: alright, one second..
Her:
Me: *pretends to come back* alright she’s quit crying now
Her: *seemingly content* Okee, love you
Me: love you too hun
Her: now come cuddle me
Me: *pauses* alright
Her: *thinking I’m now next to her, still content* Okee thank you. Goodnight
Me: goodnight crazy girl...