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Anyone: Boyd looks like you
Ivan: OK are you, like, blind? Cause he looks nothing like me. Like, first of all, my dick is way bigger, and secondly, even if you could drag a comb through that hair, he's like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a 10.
Boyd: Are you talking to yourself?
Ivan: Yes. It’s the only way I can have an intelligent conversation in this place.
Boyd: Ivan, how could you do this to Hsin? You two are so close, I occasionally have nightmares of you two running away together.
Ivan: Where do we go?
Hsin: One time we went to Aspen.
Ivan: Oh, I hope it was summer. I'm not that big a skier.
Hsin: Why do you have a diary?
Ivan: To keep secrets from my computer.
Ryan: How'd things go with Hsin?
Ivan: He recited 'to be or not to be' through every orgasm. He said it was a game he liked to play, how far he gets is how he judges his lovers.
Ryan: Huh.
Ivan: He's perfect. I am so turned on by this.
Boyd: Milk is good
Ivan: Meet me behind Walmart in an hour and we'll see how good milk is.
Hsin: Boyd's funny!
Ivan: So are clowns but you don't see me texting Chuck E. Cheese everyday, do you?
Ivan, about Boyd: That boy is a hurricane.
Hsin, biting his lip: Yeah.
Ivan: Hurricanes are bad, Hsin.
Hsin: Yes! I know!
