don't move an inch, stealth-san

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Boyd: It's, like, kind of against my principles Emilio: Your principles? Boyd, don't be an asshole, you don't have principles.

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Boyd: I leave toothpaste in the sink. Are you supposed to wash it off every time?

Hsin: Nobody parented you. This is to be expected

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Emilio, after Boyd asks why he has a black eye: Coparenting is hard

Hsin: I'm 30 years old ??

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Hsin: (about Emilio) Boyd, do you see the problem with trying to appeal to it’s human side?

Boyd: He doesn’t have one.

Hsin: Exactly! But what does he have...?

Boyd: A shaved chest, a closet full of sweaters, and the eyes of a madman?

Emilio: Ohhh, I’m sorry! The correct answer he was looking for is a giant ego. I HAVE A GIANT EGO!

Boyd: Dammit, I knew that!

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Boyd, to Ryan and Kassian in Fade: I'm glad my grief has brought you two closer together. I'm a... little weirded out by it, though

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Boyd, upon waking up: What are you doing here?

Hsin: I couldn't sleep last night so I walked over here and slept with you

Boyd: Oh, that makes sense. I thought I saw a strange man in my room last night but I just went back to sleep.

Hsin: ... maybe next time you see a strange man in your room you should scream, or run. Or both.

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Kassian, stepping into Hsin and Boyd's room to find Hsin filming Boyd: What are you two doing??

Hsin: we're filming Boyd's missing lover footage

Boyd: You know in movies when the hero's wife or girlfriend goes missing and so he sits in the dark and watches her in a home movie

Hsin: or a hologram

Boyd: or a hologram. And she's always beautiful and full of love almost to the point of being stupid? We're making footage like that for me in case I get kidnapped or murdered!

Kassian: Super healthy you guys. The Health Department called, they don't want anything back.

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Emilio: And see, here we have a visual representation of how alcohol affects the different ages.

Emilio, pointing to Boyd: We have the young

Boyd, perkily: Morning!

Emilio, pointing to Hsin: the slightly older

Hsin, quietly: please stop talking

Emilio, pointing to Kassian: the slightly older still

Kassian: [mumbled gibberish]

Emilio, pointing to Carhart: And last, the very very very old. He is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. (Shaking Carhart) see?

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Hsin, to Boyd after any meeting in the interludes:

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Hsin: Boyd, I really don't want to do this. Can't we just go home, put on our pajamas and watch Greyson?

Boyd: I do love that show. It's like they took our lives and put it on TV.

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Hsin, during the raid: I usually have one foot out of reality but even I'm freaking out

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Ann: I just ended a three year relationship.

Ryan: Are you okay?

Ann: Yeah, it wasn't my relationship

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Boyd: Yes, Hsin is probably the least sane person here, but we're all crazy-town banana pants

Psychiatrist: ... Tell me more about... Crazy-town banana pants

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Owen: well, i think--

Hsin: can we please stop talking about Wii Sports please

Ryan: it's a good game, Hsin

Boyd: it's five good games, Hsin

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Hsin: [saying goodbye to Boyd before he leaves for a mission]

Boyd: [hugs him]

Hsin: when you finish that jigsaw puzzle will you tell me what boat is at the end of that dock?

Boyd: [nods solemnly]