Dr Harry Wolper’s Love Formula, in five gifs and a bunch of lines.
- I don't think I would want to be God. Not that I'm turning down any recent offers, but there are four thousand million humans on this earth and yet I still feel alone. I can't imagine how it must feel to be One God.
- I looked behind me into the room. There was Lucy, stark-naked and pregnant as a pelican, holding her Miss New Jersey bathing suit, tears tumbling down her face, because she couldn't fit into her swimsuit anymore, a girl who'd gone forever.
- How'd you know it wasn't just infatuation?
- Scientifically, of course. By using The Love Formula. Add up the number of times that you think about the lady each day. Subtract from the total the number of times you think about yourself each day. If the remainder is more lady, and less yourself, then it's love.
- I will always love you. You have always been with me. But I love Meli too.
- I love you, Meli.
- I love you too, you sentimental dope.