#ivan schmitz

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“Sometimes you want something, even though you know that you shouldn’t.”

- Adelaide Sweetely-Schmitz

yes i am obsessed with @realphilosophytube‘s jordan peterson video. what about it

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Philosophy Tube—Arsonist Lore

This is not complete, simply me piecing it together, I shall come back to this, please send me what information you have. All of the characters names have links to pictures of them, and any videos I reference with also be linked.

So, let’s start with the firefighter, who made his first appearance in “Steve Bannon” (as far as I’m aware). He is transgender, and the son of Ivan Schmitz. Currently, he is nameless. He is “anti-fire.”

Moving on Ivan Schmitz, who also made his first appearance in “Steve Bannon” (as far as I’m aware). He is a traveling petrol salesman and the transphobic father of the firefighter. He has an incestuous relationship with his sister, Adelaide Sweetley-Schmitz. He is also the arsonist, or at least heavily implied to be, since I wouldn’t put it past Abby to write in a large plot twist. He is also a smoker, and, obviously, pro-fire.

Finally, Adelaide Sweetley-Schmitz, who first appeared in “Jordan Peterson’s Ideology.” She is a reporter for a newspaper, and is known as ‘Ms. Information.’ Given her last name, I’m assuming she’s either married or divorced. She is also transphobic and very centrist on the fire-issue, thinking both sides are to blame. She is unaware that her brother (with whom she has an incestuous relationship) is the arsonist, but is starting to figure it out.

I will return with more information once I find it! Please feel free to send me anything you have.