Idk if you’ve spoken on this (I’ve read all ur stuff so it gets hard to remember), stoner Konig?? Thoughs?? Little story perhaps??? 🫣🫣
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Stoner!König accidentally got into gardening for the sake of his meal preps, wanting to balance nutrition and delicious foods. A man can take so much of eating plain basmati rice, steamed broccoli and unseasoned chicken breast.
He gets the idea one day catching you in the kitchen around midnight, making something. Whatever it was, it smelled delicious.
Of course, completely unhealthy and questionable but one bite and he swore he’d never doubt your baked baking activities again.
Stoner!König prefers puffing in the mornings, if you wake up early enough you can catch him smoking a blunt and listening to something soft in the background, usually jazz or the news.
He’ll gladly split it with you, settle yourself nice and comfortable and watch him work his magic in the kitchen. It’s a nice sight.
Stoner!König is… iffy when it comes to drug consumption, he knows what he’s getting into but really it’s a matter of moderation and which strain he’s smoking.
Stoner!König abhors indica. He tried it once, after work on the verge of a mild panic attack. That day was overwhelming, coupled with the shit week he’d been having, the cup was about to overflow.
He thought, why not try the strain his buddy’s been recommending. So he plopped himself on the couch, flipped on a random Tarantino movie and took a bong hit.
Did not understand a lick of the movie, poor thing was too busy trying not to sink inside the couch.
Halfway through the movie, he became paranoid. Thinking and indulging the bad thought of there being a home invasion and being too sluggish to defend you, let alone move.
Which, you found funny and endearing despite the situation.
Big guy can’t even enjoy his high, he’s too busy fussing over you in a hypothetical robbery. You shake your head in light amusement, trying not to show how much his predicament actually amused you and arranged his head on your lap. From there, it was a matter of riding out this high.
Oh, König… no more indica for you.
On sativa, Stoner!König gets incredibly clingy and oddly energetic. Really comes out of his shell, eager to go out and do something.
If you thought going on hikes with this man was long before, wait till you accompany him with a few roll ups in your pocket. You didn’t come back home until the next day. Why? You might’ve lost track of time… might’ve went too far for too long and it became way too dark to go home by foot.
Stoner!König and you made the best of the situation and camped under the stars that night, giggling like a couple of idiots.
Stoner!König is open minded about smoking before working out, only there’s a catch. He will not step foot in the gym if he’s not sober, too many what if’s and embarrassing scenarios flood his mind just at the mere mention of going to the gym stoned. He’d rather be at home with his own equipment if he’s going to smoke.
Plus, this way you get to give into your munchies and indulge yourselves with some post workout takeout. Not junk food, he’ll make that abundantly and painfully clear.
Which is why you love cheat day.
