a teenage ne'er do well
most mixed up
non deliquent
on the blooooock
youuuur future's so unclear now
what's left
of your career now
caaaaan't even
get a trade in
on your smiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILE
(ahhh ahhhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahh)
BUM
(la la la)
BA DUM
(la la la)
BA DUM
(la la la)
BA DUM
(la la laaaa)
BA
(la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la)
DA
DA
DUM
BA DUM
BA DUM
BA DUM
BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP OUT
NO GRADUATION DAAY
FOR YOU
BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP OUT
MISSED YOUR MIDTEEERRMS AND
FLUNKED SHAMPOOOO
WELL AT LEAST YOU COOOULD'VE TAKEN TIIIIME
TO WASH AND CLEAN YOUR CLOTHES UP
AFTER SPENDING ALL THAT DOOOOUGH TO HAVE
THE DOCTOR FIX
YOUR
NOSE UP
BABY GET MOVIN
(better get mooovin)
WHY KEEP YOUR FEEBLE HOPES
ALIVE
WHAT ARE YOU PROOVIN
(what are you prroooovin)
YOU GOT THE DREEAM
BUT NOT THE DRIIIIIIVE
IF YOU GOO FOR YOUR DIPLOOOMAAA
(ooooooh)
YOU CAN JOIN THE
STENO POOL
(la la la la laaaaaa)
TURN IN YOUR TEASIN COMB AND
GO BACK
TO HIGH SCHOOOOOOL
(laaa la la la laaa la la la la la la LA)
BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP OUT
(beauty schooool drop ouuuuut)
HANGIN AROUND THE CORNER STORE
BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP OUT
(beauty schooool drop ouuuuut oooooohh)
IT'S ABOUT TIIIIME YOU KNEW THE SCOOoooOOORE
(ooooooooooooh)
WELL THEY COOOULDN'T TEACH YOU ANYTHING
YOU THINK YOU'RE SUCH A LOOKER
(oooooh)
BUT NO CUSTOMER WOULD GOOOOO TO YOU
UNLESS
SHE
WAS
A
HOOKER
(drum drums drums drumdddurm)
BABY DON'T SWEAT IT
(don't sweaaat it)
YOU'RE NOT CUT OUT
TO HOLD
A JOB
(hooo hooo ooooh)
BETTER FORGEEET IT
(forggeeet it)
WHO WANTS THEIR HAAIR DONE
(hooo hooo oooohh)
BY A SLOB
NOW YOUR BANGS ARE CURLED
(ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh)
YOUR LASHES TWIRLED
BUT STILL THE WORLD IS CRUEL
(oooohohohohoh)
WIPE OFF THAT AAANNNGEL FACE AND GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL
BABY DON'T BLOW IT
DON'T PUT MY GOOD ADVICE
TO SHAME
BABY YOU KNOW IT
EVEN DEAR ABBY'DDDDD SAY THE SAAME
NOW I'VE CAAALLED THE SHOT
(aah aaaaaah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah)
GET OFF THE POT
I
REEEALLY
GOTTAAAA
FLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
gotta be goin toooo that
maaalt shooooop
iiiiiiiin
thhheeEEEEEEEE SKYYYYYYYY
BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP OUT
(beauty school drop out)
GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOOOOL
BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP OUT
(beauty school drop out)
GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOOOL
BEAUTY SCHOOOOOL DROP OUT
(beauty school drop out)
GO BACK TO HIGH SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOL
(aaaaaaaaAAAHHHH OOOOOOHOHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)