#ivoryandwines

[sirsparklepants]

For the wip guessing game: "dark"

THIS IS ANCIENT but I’m clearing out my inbox since I didn’t get notifs for any of these, so:

IaDoT 4: Steve's eyes were so dark and pretty, and the only time they left Billy's was when he did something particularly good to himself and his lashes fluttered.

Aiden Does Atlanta: It was dark outside of the stages, like most strip clubs - except for an area with a mechanical bull in the middle, for which the club was probably named - but unlike most strip clubs Aiden had been to, the people on the stage were men. Extremely… attractive men. Aiden slowed to a stop, only just barely keeping his mouth from dropping open.

[vastderp]

PLEASE PUBLISH THIS FOR I AM ALSO READING THE LOGS AND I WANT TO THROW ACORNS AT RAY FROM ACROSS THE INTERNET! PLEASE STAND BY AS I FIGURE OUT A WAY TO DO THAT OR, ALTERNATIVELY, SPEND THE NEXT FIVE YEARS HAVING A DBZ TRAINING ARC SO MY THROWING ARM GETS STRONG ENOUGH THAT MY ACORNS WILL HIT HIM IN FUCKING FLORIDA. I WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT SHOULD HE EVER GO WITHIN REACH OF MY ACORN THROWING RANGE, AUTUMN'S WRATH WILL RAIN UPON HIM WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND STRONG WINDS.

[les-b-ian]

Okay I have a question and I'd like you to do this publically. What does truscum mean to you? Like what is your definition and why do you think it's okay to call people scum over it?

I just posted a very long post about this! It should be at the top of my blog.

[whimsilica]

Nasim and Steven :P

always wins when they play Trivia Crack

Whoever can cheat faster

laughs when their partner trips on something

Nasim, usually

would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke

Steven, especially after he has attuned to the Regi

spoils the ending of books/movies

Both

always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW

Both, also tagged with #hotdamn and #lookatthiscuteperson

eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it

Steven

obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week

Both. They have pun-offs, loser cooks dinner.

makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc

Nasim

has to beat their partner in every game

They’re both competitive in that regard. Steven can’t stand losing, and Nasim doesn’t care that he can’t stand it.

keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff

They take turns.

eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway

Nasim. One of her mottos regarding cooking is, “when in doubt, more garlic.”

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Celty and Shinra

always wins when they play Trivia Crack

Celty, who, in her attempts to understand humanity, inhales information

laughs when their partner trips on something

Shinra, because he’s an ass

would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke

Celty, because she read it somewhere. It’s possible someone put her up to this.

spoils the ending of books/movies

Celty, because her method of processing stuff is talking about it

always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW

Shinra. Also tagged #hotdamn

eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it

Celty

obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week

Shinra

makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc

Shinra

has to beat their partner in every game

Curiously, Celty

keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff

Celty, because everything happens so much and she copes by talking

eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway

Considering Celty does not have a head, this doesn’t really have a chance of happening

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Shizuo and Izaya lmao

given that izaya is basically obnoxiousness incarnate, basically every answer is “izaya”.

always wins when they play Trivia Crack

Izaya.

laughs when their partner trips on something

Both of them, until they keel over from laughing themselves.

would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke

Izaya. Would be both, but Shizuo can’t get the drop on Izaya.

spoils the ending of books/movies

Shizuo, because he can. Izaya tries.

always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW

Izaya

eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it

Shizuo.

obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week

Izaya.

makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc

there is nothing loving about this relationship, but both Shizuo and Izaya are computer literate enough to prevent the other from doing shit. Not that they don’t try.

has to beat their partner in every game

Neither of them can stand the idea of losing, much less to the other.

keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff

Shizuo. Izaya falls asleep halfways through.

eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway

Izaya

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Kida, Mikado and Anri :P

always wins when they play Trivia Crack

Anri, for some ungodly reason. Kida is a trivia fountain and scores close second and Mikado tends to lose miserably, but have some really obscure knowledge

laughs when their partner trips on something

Kida. Kida laughs when he faceplants, himself. He keeps a scrapbook of faceplanting pictures, some of them selfies.

would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke

Anri, completely deadpan.

spoils the ending of books/movies

Mikado, on purpose, the ass.

always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW

Kida, also tagged with #lookatmytwobabedates and #tooattractivetobereal

eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it

Anri. Mikado tries to be faster than her, which leads to occassional stare-offs in front of the fridge.

obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week

Kida started it, Mikado and Anri took it and ran with it. Kida is somewhere between proud and completely outmatched

makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc

Mikado. Anri sometimes forgets to sign off, and Kida’s password is hilariously obvious.

has to beat their partner in every game

Mikado, hands down. Doesn’t stop Anri and Kida from devastating him in Trivia Crack

keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff

They basically take turns in sparking a conversation, and then suddenly it’s 4 am and Kida has fallen asleep draped across them.

eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway

Kida.

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Johnkat

always wins when they play Trivia Crack

Depends on whether they’re playing Troll Trivia Crack or Human Trivia Crack, for now. Karkat is fast catching up on Human Trivia, at least in the Entertainment part

laughs when their partner trips on something

Both of them! Karkat whiplashes to “omg are you ok??” whenever John doesn’t bounce back immediately, though. John usually takes a few seconds to ask.

would drop ice down the back of the other’s shirt as a joke

John. Zaps in, drops ice, zaps out.

spoils the ending of books/movies

Karkat, accidentally, while gushing about how the plot is the pinnacle of writing / how the plot is a rotting pile of bigfoot guts

always posts a picture of the other as their MCM or WCW

Both of them, Karkat sappy, John like “hot DAMN”

eats the last piece of cake in the fridge before the other can have it

Karkat. Revenge is sweet.

obnoxiously celebrates Monday Punday every week

It goes like this: John busts out some lackluster puns, Karkat throws better ones at him, and it goes from there. Every week.

makes loving hack posts on the other’s Facebook/Instagram/Tumblr/Twitter etc

John, simply because Karkat tends to fall asleep in front of his husktop with all social media still logged in

has to beat their partner in every game

Karkat, but John will not go down without a fight

keeps their partner up half the night talking about random stuff

Both of them, because everything is happening so much

eats too much garlic and tries to kiss their partner anyway

John