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’ You don’t recall getting your picture taken in that parking lot? ’
◆ ——— SAW SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ what? no i don’t recall. you think i notice every time someone takes a PICTURE of me? how the hell do they even know it’s me? i’m not even blue. ❞
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SEND ME A “✔” IF I’M ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE BLOGS (accepting)
((oh stahp it))
’ Please don’t let me die! Please don’t! ’
‘Sean! Sean, just look at me. You are not going to die. Not today. Okay?’
Alex faints a lot. It pisses him off.
He can finish off using his powers and then with a snap of a finger he’s dropped like a rag doll with zero warning. When his powers outgrew him and became too immense for him to control, aged eleven, the fainting started. Ever since he pretty much faints every time he uses his powers for longer than a minute.
The more control he gains over his powers the less he faints. He faints because even though he has this bottomless well of power none of it is getting to his life support, everything is going into the plasma, and it’s starves his body of the energy it needs. Once the plasma activates, the life support stops.
Charles eventually had Sean and Hank on hand whenever Alex practiced his powers so they could catch him when he fainted, and Alex got in trouble when he practiced alone because good god, Alex, what if you fainted and cracked your head open!
The length of time he spends unconscious varies by how long his body has been deprived of life force. Sometimes its only a few minutes, other times when he’s truly overdone it, Alex has been out for two days unconscious under the glare of Hank’s specially designed lamps. He usually has a window of about ten seconds after stopping plasma use before he faints, but again it varies. He never faints during plasma use, it’s only once he stops, which is how he can make things worse because he’s unaware that he’s pushed his body too far leading to more and more damage. He has a little celebration whenever he doesn’t faint because it means he’s made progress. Massive progress.
He eventually learns to keep a split stream of power, 90% into the plasma, 10% into his own health and he rarely ever faints after that.
Person: have you ever done drugs?
Alex: whhaaatt, psh no
Person: are... are you high right now?
Alex: YeeeeAAAHHH a little
Person: why? you're so sensible usually, I've never seen you so much as get anymore drunk than slightly tipsy?
Alex: I always get high on this specific day
Person: why on this day? Alex, the bag is empty that's why no more cheetos are coming out
Alex: oh. Oh yea. I always get high today because this is Seanlex's Best Friend Day, and Sean said we should never be not stoned on this day. He was so high at the time.
@iwannabebanshee liked this for a short thing
“Don’t tell me you’re afraid I am going to push you again. It worked, after all, didn’t it?”
the only chore they like
Alex: YOO SEAN I FINISHED WAXING THE FLOORS
Sean: BRO!! BALLROOM TOO?
Alex: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID THE BALLROOM
Sean: WOOP!!!!!!
Alex: GET YOUR SOCKS
Hank: ... what?
Alex: *furiously strumming on a guitar, wrecking it*
Sean: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY POOR BABY??
Alex: *singing* Youuuuuu let allll my plants DIEEEE, youuuuu LETTT ALLL MY PLANTSS FUCKINNN DIEEE INCLUDINNNGG THE CACTI HOW THE FUCKKKK- *strings break*
Hank, from the other room: I told you they needed more water... and ~less~ water
