Alright, so I was talking to my mom about when I was young and everything and she brought up this one time when I was 4 or 5 and we went to a public pool. We went to this place a lot and I have a lot of good memories there. So anyways we had finished swimming and we went into the girls change rooms. I did what i had to do, took my bathing suit off and put my clothes back on, whatever. So this lady is there on this bench with her little boy helping him get dressed. Obviously he was too young to be in the guys room alone. Now me, i had no idea what girls or guys "parts" were at the time. And i called vaginas, "tutus." So me and my mom were walking past these two, when I looked over RIGHT when she was taking her sons pants off. So basically, I pointed at him, looked at my mom and said "mOMMY HIS TUTU LOOKS LIKE AN ACORN!" I said his penis looked like an acorn. To my mother. In front of the lady. And my mom and this lady look at each other and just LOSE THEIR SHIT. I had forgotten about this. Until now. hOW DID I FORGET THIS?