Laughing fits are terrifying
Dad: So something (an idea) hit me the other day
Me: So why didn’t you duck?
Dad: *unimpressed*
Mom: *unimpressed*
Me: *laughing uncontrollably*
Me: *screaming laughter*
Me: *wheezing, stomach on fire, unable to breathe, laughing like a psycho*
Parents: *ignoring my humor-filled death*









