My roommate keeping potato crisps in the fridge leads me to 3 logic-based conclusions
1) He's so cool that the needs to bring'em to his freezing body temperature to have a good crisp
B] He's a time traveller and wants to eat fresh crisps in the year 2148, a dark world where 'tatos don't exist no more, kiddo
3.0) He's a lunatic and I should get out of this apartment in an instant
3.a those aren't crisps in the sealed bag












