#iwillbeyouryoda

[hadyouxbefore-blog]

After receiving Stiles' last text, Scott drops the phone somewhere near the bed before curling in on himself, a quiet groan spilling from his lips. --Something is totally not right. 

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( i-willbeyouryoda)

[ text; Babeshee ] I’m guessing your love life sucks [ text; Babeshee ] And therefor if you can’t be happy nobody can [ text; Babeshee ] I wonder if that’s, like, a fetish people have

[ text; Stiles ] That's a rude assumption [ text; Stiles ] But yes that is the case [ text; Stiles ] The least you can do is come over and have a drink.

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[ text; McBootycall ] can you imagine our parents drinking together though? [ text; McBootycall ] that's something i need to see

[txt.] dude my mom gets drunk after like, one glass of wine lol[txt.] it would be kind of hilarious 

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"Do I really mean nothing to you?" [[UR WELCOME.]]

Looking up at Stiles with a furrowed brow, her expression confused. “Why would you think that? You don’t mean nothing. You’re my friend. You’re important to me. Don’t ever think otherwise. Like I get I’m a mess and an idiot and I act like a fucking prick half the time but you’re important to me.”

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[ delayed text; McBootycall ] confirmed: dad is only interested in women that like football and cheeseburgers. coworker girl is a vegetarian and thinks her dayjob (answering the phone at the station) is a sport on its own [ text; McBootycall ] age does not seem to be his prime concern [ text; McBootycall ] I think he's drinking atm is that bad??? should i stop him?

[txt.] take whatever he's drinking away from him and bring him over here for dinner[txt.] my mom made plenty and they can bond over their dating woes

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[ text; McBootycall ] scott i think my dad wants to bone this chick he works with [ text; McBootycall ] what do i do besides bleach my brain

[txt.] smile and pretend you know nothing[txt.] but be happy for him[txt.] he deserves it broski

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i-willbeyouryoda replied to your post: You know you apologize  too mu...

this post is even gayer than you ngl

Sorry.

[angxlofwar]

You know you apologize  too much when your girlfriend yells at you for it and she's Canadian.