♥, ♚, ☆ (IZZY MADE ME DO IT... well adult izzy)
♥ : for a loving voicemail
"Hey babe, I know you’re at work, but I just wanted to leave you a little something for when you get on break. I know you miss me, don’t deny it. See, I can tell by that smile on your face at the moment. Yes, I can see what you’re doing. Stop smiling, quit it, you’re still smiling. Anyways, I just wanted to say how much I miss you and wish you didn’t have to go to work, but someones gotta bring in the bread right?” (chuckles) “I’m kidding babe, I’ll see you later on, have a good rest of your day at work. See you soon baby.”
~ Alan Lang
♚ : for a confessing voicemail
"Look bitch, we both know for a fact that I hate your marked body self and I highly doubt that we will EVER be able to get along. But in all honesty, you make my cousin happy and I haven’t seen him like this in years. So because of his happiness or whatever drug you’re putting in his food, drinks, or veins, I’ll tolerate you until the day you hurt him. If and when you do, you will see the fury of hate I have for you all over again plus more. Expect the worst bitch."
~ Freya Blair Lang
☆ : for a drunken voicemail
"IZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" (hiccups & loud music playing in the background) "Guess what? Guess. No, guess." (giggles) "I’m at a party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The girls drive me to drink. T-they made me. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (hiccups) "Thank you. T-t-thank you for spending my birthday with me and the babies. T-they love you. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BODY SHOTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YES, ME. I’LL DO IT. I WILL. PICK ME. YESSSSSSSSS MY TURN!!!! Okay, okay I need to go. My turn for body shots. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
~ Allyson Lang