Sep 11, 2025
@handspike // kate said: just do it already , we've waited long enough.
STILL SMILING, HE EXHALES THROUGH HIS TEETH—A PITIFUL, SYMPATHETIC SOUND. He almost does feel sorry for the sight in front of him.
Haw.keye's gone and gotten herself in quite the little mess, hasn't she? That might be a bone, gristly and glistening, protruding from her shin. That uniform mustn't be terribly sturdy. Boo-hoo!
"Not my circus, not my monkeys, young lady. Why would I seize the pleasure of causing your grisly demise from one of my Big Apple colleagues?"
Well, it would be pretty funny.
Laughing at his own joke-in-progress, he draws his leg back, a foosball player winding up, and swings forward to slam his shoe into her stomach.