#j quotes

[therogueheart]

I hope my body nourishes the earth. I hope I feed the tree under which a wild animal takes shelter in a storm. I hope I feed the grass upon which two lovers share a first kiss. I hope I feed the berry bush that feeds a starving vagrant. I hope I become the world I lived in and become the world someone else lives in. I hope I feed the cycle of giving and become the beauty I admired while alive.

-J

[jgquotes]

"I'm weird. I don't fit in. Have you ever seen me without this vibrator? That's weird."

-- J

[quotes-from-my-discord-server]

"I'm throwing ranch at you." - C "I'm a white man, that shits delicious!" -H "I'm throwing pepper at you!" - C "That's just an assassination attempt" - J "Ain't no attempt about it, That shits successful!" - C

[quotes-from-my-discord-server]

"So I was gonna steal a professor's dog, right-" - J

[twinleafsystem]

j: i am a proud sapiosexual and i am a dumbass

[twinleafsystem]

j: just because im an intellectual doesnt mean i cant be a fucking dumbass

[hashtagbutreallythough-blog]

"Everyone was thinking it, I just said it."

[hashtagbutreallythough-blog]

"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes."