“ seriously !! my fingers haven’t been THIS pruned since i spent that summer in the bahamas . ” jackie whined to herself , rubbing moisturizer methodically into her hands . jackie burkhart definitely hated working . she hated working at the cheese palace . she hated working for christine st george , and she totally hated shampooing other people’s hair !! but , apparently , she was pretty good at it and she had to make a living somehow . there were some perks that came with the job . she got to take home some of the hair products . and she never got yelled at for talking too much . maybe her calling was to help make people slightly better looking and after catching a reflection in the store’s glass , she was pretty sure she found her next appointment . “ hey , you !! my break is still on for like . . . three more minutes . so if you want me to take care of those split ends , you’re going to have to wait . ”