Look
I'm a new phannie, all right? I'm enjoying Dan and Phil content, listening to the podcast, watching older videos, getting emotionally invested, yadda yadda.
But I've been a Nerdfighter for like 16 years. I was at the TATWD and AART book tours in college. I have seven signed books of theirs. I remember the origin story of fishingboatproceeds. I've got half a dozen Pizza John tshirts and a lot of Pizzamas merch, including a Pizza John onion Shrek sticker and a shot glass. So every time Dan or Phil mentions Hank or John Green, or I'm watching Dan's "Why I Quit YouTube" video for the first time and THIS CROPS UP IN THE COMMENTS
I lose my GODDAMN MIND















