#ja chatters

[janeaustenonsafari]

i can't take this man seriously anymore it's one-for-one the same outfit

[janeaustenonsafari]

murderbot is just like me for real (keeps getting distracted from the point at hand bc it's so mad there's no good public transportation here)

[janeaustenonsafari]

i wish that the psychopath of the week on the x-files could hear scully absolutely roast them in her reports. "the setting of fires results from his cowardice and inability to develop a relationship" destroy him scully

[janeaustenonsafari]

no one warns you that if you listen to The Silmarillion audio book for too long at work you might start doing things like looking out the window and remarking on the “fell weather”

[janeaustenonsafari]

Going Postal is chock-full of fire quotes (of course it is, it's Pratchett) but I have not seen nearly enough people talking about the part where Moist tries to avoid the whole chosen one destiny by saying he's not worthy, and the voices instruct him "Acquire worth with speed"

[janeaustenonsafari]

just got the fugitive telemetry audiobook and i'm so excited it's a murder mystery. every book series should throw a locked room murder mystery in every once and awhile, just to mix things up and see how your favorite characters react. it should be the book version of a tv beach episode.

[janeaustenonsafari]

wait what if the in-universe explanation for why the prequel-era Jedi never talk about the different ways they see the force like High Republic Jedi do is because the force is so muddled and clouded by the dark side at that point that they can’t have that unique and deep of a connection to it anymore

[janeaustenonsafari]

romance peaked when juliet ashton asked dawsey adams if he wanted to marry her and he got so excited he fell off a ladder and broke his ankle