that love day party was pretty iconic if we say so ourselves !! some of you were down to play while others were absolute party poopers. so it’s time for a roundup of who did what and perhaps let slip a few little secrets...
we weren’t expecting much from the goody two shoes you are, little longbottom. but we were hoping you might surprise us and hand out a few harmless candies. we also gave you such a good dare !! how disappointing you are – no wonder you spent your v day without a bae !! how’s your memory by the way, love ?? does everyone know about your little accident in fourth year ?? well now they do. allie cat suffers a mild case of amnesia so you might have to tell her things twice !!
not too surprised here either but monsieur matthias we gave you perfect material to stir the pot !! a shame you had to be such a disappointment. we would’ve loved to see you rekindle an old flame. since the deal is off its time everyone knew that you are not a true vallois. you haven’t been since you were sixteen !! couldn’t handle mummy and daddy now could we ?? how’s life been for you since you emancipated yourself from them, hmm ??
it’s clear you don’t want us spilling the beans in regards to your secret scorp. you locked lips with a sworn enemy of yours of all people and for that you get bonus points !! it’s safe to say we’re proud of you for once. we’ll keep our lips sealed this time.
fortune dearest, you might be becoming our favorite victim !! we asked and you delivered– and so marvelously too. you show promise and a lot of skin which is our favorite combination. we’ll be keeping our eye on you and your secret under lock and key for now !!
it was a pleasant surprise to hear that you agreed to our terms, roxy !! did you like your little walk on the wild side ?? we certainly think you’re awfully good at being sneaky. we’ll have to keep that in mind if we ever need someone’s drink spiked. consider your secret safe with us !!
confrontation’s never easy but we feel like we did you a service, nile. the truth was bound to come out eventually and there was no better way to announce it than to come clean to tell your ex about your present boo. your skeleton will remain in its closet for now !!
didn’t want to show off those pipes, did you professor yaxley ?? we would’ve loved a show. since you got stage fright we’re going to spill. how’s your relationship with you and your family, orion ?? last we heard they disowned you. care to tell everyone why that is ??
decided to beat us to the punch and tell everyone your truth yourself, huh rose ?? bold of you but every rose does have its thorns. i guess you’ve already let the cat out of the bag so this isn’t quite as satisfying– but our little granger-weasley’s got ocd. although maybe you should just ask her about it yourself since she seems to have a lot to say !!
too bad you couldn’t bring yourself to send your crush some anonymous flowers. because of that jace, we get to let everyone know what you’re hiding. we know what you did last summer – or a few summers ago really – and that was getting your diagnosis for your depression. have you told anyone about that ?? well now everyone knows !!
lots of love,
the gossip witches xoxo