#jack farceur

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i had nothing better to do today so i drew this sexxxiiiiii pic of my utau jack. if my theory is right this should be my most popular post cuz of da sexxxxxxxiiiiiiiniesssssssss.

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donatsu and top bottom discourse (w/ kingdom hearts)

this is something old i did on discord but i got this idea watching bnha fans have bkdk/dkbk top bottom discourse on ao3

Donatsu: Doushite Saix/Axel is better yori Axel/Saix, an enzetsu (演説) meku~. Hajimeni,

1. Axel/Saix is heteronormative - It's yoku heteronormative to assume that because dareka isn't more outloud and outgoing that it makes dareka an uke. Axel's more ferocious nature is commonly itta (言った) to be seme traits which is yoku heteronormative. A lot of Axel/Saix shipper-tachis take these traits and decide that this makes karera seme and uke respectivley dakedo Axel is described to be very utsukushii by Nomura-sensei kedo instead shippers will take these traits and put them onto Saix-kun and describe him as neko-like and nymph and such. When kimitachi gain kimitachi no kokoro's back and grow more, it is very meiryou (明瞭) that Saix would be the tsuyoku of the futaritomo meku~.

2. Axel is allowed to be vulnerable as the bottom - By letting Axel-kun be the uke, he gets to arawasu his shinjyou (心情) motto yorimo kare would being the seme. Saix-dono would-

Jack: Donatsu I don't give a fuck about your stupid fucking top/bottom discourse would you please get the fuck out of my face

Donatsu: Shut the fuck up you fucking AkuRoku shipper. At least I have fucking eyes and can see Roxas belongs with Xion and Axel with Saix

Jack: Jesus fucking christ this is why I hate fucking shipping, I LIKE ONE FUCKING PAIRING WHY DOES IT MATTER SO MUCH

Donatsu: You know I have a nice phrase that starts with 'kill' and ends with 'yourself' for people with horrid taste like you, you wanna hear it?

Jane, Anthus, Meiro, Yugche, Mario, Sekkei, and Andy: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

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donatsu‘s cringey ass self being an ass to jack for liking akuroku and showing her north dakota/minnersota wherever in the midwest she from thing i wrote from hell server

tw // death threats | censored slur (i’m a bisexual mlm fyi but still)

Donatsu: Jack-kuuuun, anata should really してみて shipping meku~

Jack: Look I'm good ok, and fuck off with that weeaboo shit

Donatsu: Dah keh doh, Jack-chan has to have ichi pair he daisuki meku~

Jack: ...Well...There is one

Donatsu: gasps Jack-kun has a kapurringu kare daisuki??? Is it yaoi noseblood!? Yuri nosebleed!?!?

Jack: cringing It's, an M/M pairing yes

Donatsu: Nani series meku~?

Jack: sighs Kingdom Hearts

Donatsu: gasp Oh watashi no kami sama! Watashi wa yoku omoshiroi!

Jack: ...I have no fucking clue what you're even saying...but it's...kinda an old one

Donatsu: Soriku!?!?!? Meku~

Jack: No.. it's...

Donatsu: Jiiiiiiiii~ glitter sparkles under her eyes

Jack: Its...akuroku

Donatsu: Nani? Watashi can't kitte you?

Jack: AkuRoku AkuRoku, you know Axel and Roxas.

Donatau: smile completely fades from her face

Jack: not noticing I know it's old and cringy but like I've liked it since I was a kid, and it's really kinda cute. I love their interactions especially in 2 and 358/2, plus the fanart and fanfiction are-

Donatsu: disgusted scowl on her face Are you fucking kidding me? AkuRoku, when Axel clearly belongs with Saix, did you not play Chain of Memories, Birth by Sleep, 3??

Jack: offended at her reaction I mean yeah I did but I just like AkuRoku better

Donatsu: Then why don't you do us all a favor and go fucking kill yourself and your shit taste, the world would be better off without you

Jack: The fuck is your problem?? You ask me for the one ship I like and now you want to be a cunt???

Donatsu: Then you should've had a fucking better ship, shit for brains furfa-

Jack: Know what go fuck yourself you fucking weeaboo cunt

Donatsu: And you should kill yourself, NOW!!!