Sep 6, 2024
this is horrifying just let it end
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this is horrifying just let it end
"Matchmaker with a homosexual: who do YOU think Strike Commander Morrison should date?" "I can't believe you've worn these clothes, featuring special new footage of the Strike Commander" "Who's dick has he sucked--and is he good at it?" "Top or Bottom?" And our favorite: we brought Vincent, Grace, and his parents together to surprise him! You won't believe his face!
“Why don’t they even ask if I’m looking? I’m not. That’s what I am.”
“’You’ve Worn Clothes, Congratulations’ more like... Can’t even wear clothing in peace, now.”
“Well, I’m good at it, but they don’t need to know- who in the hell are they pretending to interview, here?”
“... I am not a pillow princess.”
“God, I hope mom killed all of these people with a trowel.”
ff+ Markus
@engclsgleich
«Graphic Fanfiction»
One brow arches up wryly as he kicks back on the sofa. Contrary to popular belief, he is NOT out of tune with popular fandoms, being a somewhat covert D.Va and Mecha-crew fan himself, as well has having Lucio’s newest album.
But we don’t talk about that. He’s more than content to let everyone think of him as stodgy and out-of-date, of the “dad” to Angela and Ana’s “mom.” So, when this cropped up on his feed from an unknown source with a little emoji that looks mysteriously like Sombra- he couldn’t be too surprised.
Apparently, it’s a coffee shop AU, that’s nice. He owns a coffee shop, there’s some angst, decent writing, heated fucking on a counter (how unsanitary), in the shower (nice, nice) and in various other places that he decidedly approves of. Of course, Markus is as he is in real life- a medic and that’s played up to be a physician. It ends in a stammered marriage request, and of course more smut- and he can’t help the laugh that rings out.
So, instead- he leaves a review, anonymously of course, and forwards it to Markus.
[txt:: Did you realize you just nailed your place in the realms of RPS fanfiction? Congrats babe.]
Someone smoke me up please.