“D’you happen to know anything about...medical..stuff? M’ heel broke and I twisted my ankle pretty badly.”
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“D’you happen to know anything about...medical..stuff? M’ heel broke and I twisted my ankle pretty badly.”
My mum just called and told me that she found some hilarious baby pictures of me, then proceeded to ask if I remembered the time I started taking my clothes off in the middle of the grocery store. I have a feeling I’m going to need a lighter to get rid of these pictures. I can totally make it look like a freak accident, right?
Jelly. I need so much jelly.
I’ve officially been promoted to head of the Independent Theatre Company now that Jo’s gone off and moved to New York for a few months to work on some upstart shows in previews. I -- I guess this is pretty much everything I’ve ever wanted?
What does one buy a little boy for Christmas? I mean, I don’t even know what I want for Christmas... how do I buy something for the world’s coolest kid?
Y’know, I reckon if ye’ gave it the chance ye’d enjoy it. S’really interestin’.
“I finally got around to putting up my tree today. It’s so tiny, though, and it’s covered with tinsel and ornaments and lights. It comes up to my knee or so and just sitting there in the corner of my room with probably one hundred decorations on it, maybe more. The branches are all droopy. It looks so sad and pathetic, but I refuse to take any of it off. I'm so terrible, my poor little tree. You would laugh at it.”
I’ve finished my Christmas shopping. I can sense the jealousy pulsing through you.