“I accuse you of needing to get better jokes.”
That's rich, coming from someone who does not even know how to crack one. Not Guilty.


#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#assad zaman

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“I accuse you of needing to get better jokes.”
That's rich, coming from someone who does not even know how to crack one. Not Guilty.
do you think you would have liked me if we met back then? ( feng wu - vampire verse?)
"When I was human? I probably wouldn't have talked to you, I was a secluded religious boy and you would have been all that the Church warned against. "
Curious hypothetical memes
Do you think reading “do not touch” is a scary thing to read in braille?
"Nothing is scary when you're used to something. You either never knew anything else or you just get numb to it. Tricky is when you don't feel or hear it coming, like electric cars. "
"A big birdie told me it was your Birthday! I slid a card in your locker...so it should have just landed on your stuff. But there are three tickets to a Pittsburgh Pirates game in there for you guys. I hope you have a good night tonight."
"Seems like that big birdie has a loose mouth. " Jack commented. "What card? There wasn't any card or tickets in there." Jack replied and sipped on a coffee. He had come a bit earlier, mostly so he could handle hand offs with Robby. So many of the night shift were still around. He was truly skilled at making people doubt, because his reply seemed sincere enough to be convincing. He finished his sip and only then when he saw the doubt and partly horror on Iggy's face that he stretched a smile.
"I'm kidding, I got them, thank you very much. "
⚠️ - May Bite
"I certainly don't bark..."
Send “⚠️” plus a warning label for my muse
sender kisses receiver in a parking lot.
location. hospital parking lot | circa 2023
Jack had frozen. This had seemingly come out of nowhere. Hands now cupping his face, the familiar tingling sensation of his beard, the taste of coffee and gum. His body pressed against his, the familiar weight of it. The way his lips pressed against his, demanding this to happen,, to last, soft. A quiet plea.
His own hands came to rest on his hips and in a moment of weakness he reciprocated that kiss. It felt right, and agonizingly so. A deja vu of some sort, only one that should not have happened.
His hands squeezed the fabric, this was intoxicating, this was a pull he hardly could deny because it taped in all that remained of them. When memories clashed with actions.
There was nothing more terrible than something right happening at the wrong time. That kiss, as bold as it was to be happening in this parking lot, was breaking his heart all over. Mostly because of what he had to do. He detached himself from Robby, pushing him away by his wrists. "We can't " he whispered and looked up at him. Eyes saying something else than what his words were conveying. "We can't you know that." he repeated and hated how that sounded.
It had been months of bickering and drifting away, until they just ceased to be really that way together. And then they moved on, at least that was the lie they told each other. "We're not together anymore, Michael. " there was an acidic taste to these words. He put his hands on his chest. "And you have someone else now." he added and while his whole being screamed to pull him in, he pushed him further to be able to not be trapped between his truck and him. The awkwardness was lingering, he knew it. And maybe this time he was the one fleeing the scene as he opened the truck door. "See you tomorrow."
"If tomatoes are a fruit then is ketchup a smoothie?"
"Every time you open your month I lose brain cells, Eli, what's wrong with you? It's not a fucking smoothie. Smoothies are made with raw fruit and dairy or ice, Ketchup is cooked and seasoned and has vinegar in it. Now if you told me Gaspacho was a smoothie, I would have agreed. "
💭 + S
Send 💭 for something my muse wants to say to yours, but won't.
"When we met, I actually thought you were a pompous ass. However I realise now, that it was because you reminded me of everything I had lost, how I could never be a medic ever again. Not for the army anyway. And then you became my friend (and best man at my wedding) . I want to tell you how much meeting you changed my life, put one less bullet in the magazine of the gun Weylen keeps hidden from me. Cause the truth is, he pieced me back together, pieces by pieces, but I don't think he would have been able to keep me together if it weren't for you. You better me, and check me like a brother would and I would not change that for the world. You saved my life...and you will never know that."
+ song : Brother by Kodaline